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Still holding it down Strong @Roger D ...... hmmmmmmm Did you miss me ??? ;) ;) ;) :) ... Cheers Guys ...

Of course sweety.. :yes: I always miss u.. ;)

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Still holding it down Strong @Roger D ...... hmmmmmmm Did you miss me ??? ;) ;) ;) :) ... Cheers Guys ...

Of course sweety.. :yes: I always miss u.. ;)

What's goin on.. :rolleyes:

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Still holding it down Strong @Roger D ...... hmmmmmmm Did you miss me ??? ;) ;) ;) :) ... Cheers Guys ...

Of course sweety.. :yes: I always miss u.. ;)

What's goin on.. :rolleyes:

:P :P :P

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Still holding it down Strong @Roger D ...... hmmmmmmm Did you miss me ??? ;) ;) ;) :) ... Cheers Guys ...

Of course sweety.. :yes: I always miss u.. ;)

What's goin on.. :rolleyes:

:P :P :P

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and aging is an iLLness :lol:

Still holding it down Strong @Roger D ...... hmmmmmmm Did you miss me ??? ;) ;) ;) :) ... Cheers Guys ...

Of course sweety.. :yes: I always miss u.. ;)

What's goin on.. :rolleyes:

:P :P :P

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:read: :lol:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Still holding it down Strong @Roger D ...... hmmmmmmm Did you miss me ??? ;) ;) ;) :) ... Cheers Guys ...

Of course sweety.. :yes: I always miss u.. ;)

What's goin on.. :rolleyes:

They are making love :lmao:

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Still holding it down Strong @Roger D ...... hmmmmmmm Did you miss me ??? ;) ;) ;) :) ... Cheers Guys ...

Of course sweety.. :yes: I always miss u.. ;)

What's goin on.. :rolleyes:

Trust me @Nikdut, you really don't want to know ...... B) B) B) ... Sounds like few People are starting to Get Jealous ... :P :P :P .. @Roger D, Is it just me or its actually starting to get Warmer in here ...But, Remember, whatever Happens in Secret - Stays Secret ...... ;) ;) ;) ;) ..Cheers Guys.... :) :)

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Still holding it down Strong @Roger D ...... hmmmmmmm Did you miss me ??? ;) ;) ;) :) ... Cheers Guys ...

Of course sweety.. :yes: I always miss u.. ;)

What's goin on.. :rolleyes:

:P :P :P

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Easy there Cowboy ..... Don't even raise your Hands to Touch him ..... :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :s :s :s ;) ;)

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Still holding it down Strong @Roger D ...... hmmmmmmm Did you miss me ??? ;) ;) ;) :) ... Cheers Guys ...

Of course sweety.. :yes: I always miss u.. ;)

What's goin on.. :rolleyes:

They are making love :lmao:

Really ???????????????????? :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o .. I Plead The 5th !!! No Comment ( for Now ) .... :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh:

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Easy there Cowboy ..... Don't even raise your Hands to Touch him ..... :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :s :s :s ;) ;)

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Still holding it down Strong @Roger D ...... hmmmmmmm Did you miss me ??? ;) ;) ;) :) ... Cheers Guys ...

Of course sweety.. :yes: I always miss u.. ;)

What's goin on.. :rolleyes:

Trust me @Nikdut, you really don't want to know ...... B) B) B) ... Sounds like few People are starting to Get Jealous ... :P :P :P .. @Roger D, Is it just me or its actually starting to get Warmer in here ...But, Remember, whatever Happens in Secret - Stays Secret ...... ;) ;) ;) ;) ..Cheers Guys.... :) :)

:coolwink: :coolwink: :secret: :secret: :whistle: :hehe:

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Still holding it down Strong @Roger D ...... hmmmmmmm Did you miss me ??? ;) ;) ;) :) ... Cheers Guys ...

Of course sweety.. :yes: I always miss u.. ;)

What's goin on.. :rolleyes:

They are making love :lmao:

;) :love:

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Ok..Guys.. let's close this contemporary "MISS YOU" topic and get back to [JOTD].. :D :D :D

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Still holding it down Strong @Roger D ...... hmmmmmmm Did you miss me ??? ;) ;) ;) :) ... Cheers Guys ...

Of course sweety.. :yes: I always miss u.. ;)

What's goin on.. :rolleyes:

what?? sweety!! you damm shit how more sweety do you have :angry:

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There was once a famous astrologer. The King's mistress got sick and the astrologer was called in from a prediction. He happened to know a bit of medicine as well and could see that she was going to die, so thought he would take the opportunity to bolster his credibility a little.

He said, "Your Majesty, she will die in three days -- it's in the stars."

Sure enough, three days later, she dies. The King is very angry so he blames the astrologer.

He calls him in and demands, "Look into the stars and tell me the day of your own death."

The astrologer understands that the King is going to kill him so he looks at the Horoscope with great intensity and answers, "Sir, I can't tell exactly when, but I can see in the stars that the King will die three days after me."

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Still holding it down Strong @Roger D ...... hmmmmmmm Did you miss me ??? ;) ;) ;) :) ... Cheers Guys ...

Of course sweety.. :yes: I always miss u.. ;)

What's goin on.. :rolleyes:

what?? sweety!! you damm shit how more sweety do you have :angry:

:coolwink: :coolwink: :tooth:

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