aum Posted 15 hours ago Share Posted 15 hours ago Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents? In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. funkyy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted 15 hours ago Share Posted 15 hours ago America knows exactly where one cow with mad-cow disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but they haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe the USA should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration. funkyy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted 15 hours ago Share Posted 15 hours ago I went on a date with a girl who said she loved animals.I said "I work with animals every day." She said, "That's so sweet. What do you do?" I replied, "I'm a butcher!" ecsjjgg and funkyy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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