Lyon275 Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dMog Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 saw a sign in Jamaica that claimed the following warning goats found on the premises will be curried... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger D Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrioNeXus Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked,"Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?" The man replied, "Long ago a man called Jesus Christ died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger D Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked,"Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?" The man replied, "Long ago a man called Jesus Christ died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance. :lol: :lol: :lol: :pope: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger D Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 :bruce: :bruce: :bruce: :hurt: :hurt: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STEEL Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger D Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 (edited) Bf texting to his Gf... Hey baby..what's up.? :rolleyes: Gf- Nothing much just washing my BOOBS.. Bf- What.! :o Gf- Yeah. They have become very dirty. In last night party your friends were all over them most of the time ..Bf- What the hell.. really?Gf- Why..??? Ohhhh fuck.. Sorry baby!!!! I meant BOOTS ... Damn this Automatic dictionary is on!!!! :P :lol: :lol: :lol: Edited August 11, 2013 by Roger D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedy57 Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 Bf texting to his Gf... Hey baby..what's up.? :rolleyes: Gf- Nothing much just washing my BOOBS.. Bf- What.! :o Gf- Yeah. They have become very dirty. In last night party your friends were all over them most of the time ..Bf- What the hell.. really?Gf- Why..??? Ohhhh fuck.. Sorry baby!!!! I meant BOOTS ... Damn this Automatic dictionary is on!!!! :P :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kn_andre Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked,"Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?" The man replied, "Long ago a man called Jesus Christ died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance.Oh myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...... :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o . This is Absolutely Off The Hook !!!!!!!!!!!!! I laughed so much my Stomach hurt . :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: .. Thanks so much for this joke .. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Cheers and have a nice day .... :) :) :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kn_andre Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 Nice one ... I will go out on a Limb and Guess that this was Spatacus when he was a Cute little Boy ... :P :P :P :P :P :P Cheers ... :) :) :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kn_andre Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 :lol: :lol: :lol: Very Funny ...... :D :D :D :D :D Cheers and Have a nice day too .... ;) ;) ;) :rolleyes: :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnse7en Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudrax Posted August 15, 2013 Author Share Posted August 15, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Administrator DKT27 Posted August 15, 2013 Administrator Share Posted August 15, 2013 Worry that your credit card number has been stolen online? Worry no more, this new software checks whether your card is safe or not.:P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyon275 Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedy57 Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Worry that your credit card number has been stolen online? Worry no more, this new software checks whether your card is safe or not. :PWhere's the link ? :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
implague Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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kn_andre Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Police Help !!Lady: calls Police - Hello? I need your help!Police: Yes, What is it? How can we help you ? Are you in Distress ??Lady: Two Men are Fighting over me!Police: So what's your emergency?Lady: The Ugly one is Winning. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :P :P :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kn_andre Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Could i go Back in Time ? Husband (watching a video):Don't do it! I swear you gonna regret it for the rest of your life. You stupid idiot! Don't say yes. No! No! NOOO!! Awww damn !!! He actually did it! What a dumb ass!!! :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:Wife: Honey, why you so mad? What are you watching? :( :( :( :(Husband: Am watching our wedding ceremony !!! :s :s :s :s :s :s <_< <_< <_< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kn_andre Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Punchline ..If a Man Smiles All the time, he is Probably Selling Something that Doesn’t Work !!! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :P :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kn_andre Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Wedding Anniversary Gift Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I want to see a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!"The next morning, Bob got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale !!! :unsure: :unsure: :unsure: :unsure: :unsure: :unsure: :huh: :huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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