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Lost in translation....

A woman asks the pharmacist if he sells extra large condoms.

The pharmacist replies, "Yes, would you like to buy one?"

The woman says, "No, but do you mind if I stand here and wait to see if anyone buys one?"

:P :P :P

@Roger D, you seem to be on Fire now ....... Your all over the Place with much Funny Jokes ..... Seriously you have the good stuff flowing like Juice ... LoL ... These Jokes are off the Charts .... Waow ...... Hmmmmm Who knows what might happen if you keep going on like this ???? You might Get " Lucky " ;) ;) ;) :P :P :P Have a Sweet day and Cheers ..... :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

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A woman asks the pharmacist if he sells extra large condoms.

The pharmacist replies, "Yes, would you like to buy one?"

The woman says, "No, but do you mind if I stand here and wait to see if anyone buys one?"

:P :P :P

@Roger D, you seem to be on Fire now ....... Your all over the Place with much Funny Jokes ..... Seriously you have the good stuff flowing like Juice ... LoL ... These Jokes are off the Charts .... Waow ...... Hmmmmm Who knows what might happen if you keep going on like this ???? You might Get " Lucky " ;) ;) ;) :P :P :P Have a Sweet day and Cheers ..... :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

Thanks and that's very sweet of you.. :yes:

Anyway Cheers.. :cheers:

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Old but good :D

Do you speak english?
- Yes.
- Name?
- Abdul al-Rhazib.
- Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no... I mean male or female?
- Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn't that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style.
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer run to fast.

:lol:

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Teacher: why did you laugh.? :angry:

.
Boy: I saw a strap of your bra. :)

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.
Teacher: GET OUT. No class for you for a week. :angry:
:angry:
..
Another boy laughs.
Teacher: why did you laugh? :angry:

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. Boy: I saw both straps. :)

Teacher: GET OUT. No class for you
for a month. :angry:
:angry:
..
She bends down to pick a chalk
and little Johnny starts walking out.
..
Teacher: Johnny why are you
going out.? :angry:

.
. Johnny: with what I saw I think
my school days are over. :D
:D :D

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I remember, how couple of years ago, he didn't even know what basketball is. I mean, cmon, here in India, no one plays basketball nor anyone gets up at 4-5AM in the morning to see NBA, but still everyone, even girls know what basketball is and how to dribble, what are the rules and other things.

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I remember, how couple of years ago, he didn't even know what basketball is. I mean, cmon, here in India, no one plays basketball nor anyone gets up at 4-5AM in the morning to see NBA, but still everyone, even girls know what basketball is and how to dribble, what are the rules and other things.

Tall people have long pe!is :naughty:. That's why girls care about basketball.

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