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Lost in translation....

A guy was siting in d toilet when
someone from the adjacent toilet said,
1: Hi, how r u?
He got embarrassed n said,
2: I m fine.
1: So what r u up to?
2: Well, just sitting like u.
1: Can i come over?
2: No! R u crazy?
1: Listen I will call u back.There is
an idiot in d other toilet answering my
questions...

:D :D :D

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A man 2 hotel Receptionist in the midnight-
I heard,
U are providing Free Wife in the room?

Receptionist:
Sorry Sir,
Its not "Free Wife"
Its "Free Wi-Fi"!

:P :P :P

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Little Boy kills a butterfly,
Dad says no butter for two weeks! :angry:
:angry:
Little Boy kills a honeybee,
Dad says no honey for two weeks! :angry:
:angry:
Mom kills a cockroach,

Little Boy turns to Dad and says, 'Are you gonna tell her or shall I?? :P :P :P

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3 men in a prison........ A rapist, a psycho nd a gay.

Rapist: If i find a cat here, ill fuck it till it dies.....

Psycho: And once its dead, ill fuck it till i die....

Gay, standing in d corner softly

says: . . . . .

Meoowww... :P
:P :P

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Boss: Let me f**k you once, I'll be quick & pay you 1000. I'll throw the money on the floor & before you bend down & pick it up, I'll be done !

Secretary likes the proposal & calls her BF.
BF: Its fine but, ask for 2000 & be very quick to pick the money.
After 4 hrs BF calls her..
BF: What happenned?
GF: That bastard is still fu*king me. He brought coins! :notworthy:
:notworthy: :notworthy:

Lesson: Investments are subject to market risks. Read the offer documents carefully before investing.

:hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

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Warning only for 18+

An American tourist goes on a trip to China . While in China , he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time.

A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his "tool" covered with bright green and purple freckles. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor.

The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days. The man returns a couple of days and the doctor says "I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it".

The man looks a little perplexed and says "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up doc". The doctor answers "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your "tool".

The man screams in horror "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion".

The doctor replies "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want but surgery is your only choice".

The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his tool and proclaims "Ah yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease".

The guy says to the doctor "Yeah yeah, I already know that but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my tool?"

The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs "Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. They make more money that way. No need to opelate!"

"Oh Thank God!" the man replies. "Yes" says the Chinese doctor "You no worry! Wait two weeks. Dick fall off by itself! You save money"

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A little boy was doing his maths homework & saying..

2+2, the son of a bitch is 4.

3+6, the son of a bitch is 9.. :P


His Mom: What are you doing? :angry:


Boy: I'm doing maths homework. -_-

Mom: this is how your teacher taught you?


Boy: Yes.


Infuriated, Mom asked the teacher the next day- 'What

are you teaching my son in maths?'


Teacher: Right now, we are learning addition.

Mom: You teaching them to say 2+ 2, the Son of a bitch

is 4? :angry:

Teacher after laughing: What I taught them was, 2+2, the

sum of which is 4... :lol: :lol: :lol:

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