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The Spell Checker
Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

 

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A couple is trying to have a baby. Finally, the blonde tells her husband, "Honey, I have great news! We're pregnant, and we're having twins!"

 

The husband is overjoyed and says to his wife, "Honey that's wonderful, but how do you know so soon that we're having twins?"

 

She nods her head and says, "Well, I bought the twin pack pregnancy test and they both came out positive!"

 

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While going out for a ride with his young daughter, a doctor notices the little girl playing with his stethoscope.


He becomes excited, thinking "My daughter is going to follow in my footsteps!"


The girl speaks into the stethoscope like a microphone, "Welcome to Burger King, may I take your order please?"

 

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