sandman117 Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 1 hour ago, flash13 said: Think Simon and Garfunkle Karlston 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Karlston Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 I've had a really strange day. First I found a hat full of money. Spoiler Then I was chased by an angry man with an accordion. ghost, Krinal and flash13 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Krinal Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 A Woman Is Driving First Time On The Highway. Her Husband Calls & Says: “Be Careful Love, It’s Just Been On The Radio That Some One Is Driving The Wrong Way On The Highway” She Replies: “Someone? These Idiots Are In Hundreds“ Karlston, phen0men4, vitorio and 2 others 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PLASMA Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 🥒 phen0men4, Adenman and Krinal 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Krinal Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 A Father Passing By His Teenage Daughter’s Bedroom Was Astonished To See The Bed Was Nicely Made And Everything Was Neat And Tidy. Then He Saw An Envelope Propped Up Prominently On The Center Of The Pillow. It Was Addressed”Dad”. With The Worst Premonition, He Opened The Envelope And Read The Letter With Trembling Hands: Dear Dad, It Is With Great Regret And Sorrow That I’m Writing You, But I’m Leaving Home. I Had To Elope With My New Boyfriend Randy Because I Wanted To Avoid A Scene With Mom And You. I’ve Been Finding Real Passion With Randy And He Is So Nice To Me. I Know When You Meet Him You’ll Like Him Too Even With All His Piercings, Tattoos, And Motorcycle Clothes. But It’s Not Only The Passion Dad, I’m Pregnant And Randy Said That He Wants Me To Have The Kid And That We Can Be Very Happy Together. Even Though Randy Is Much Older Than Me (Anyway, 42 Isn’t So Old These Days Is It?), And Has No Money, Really These Things Shouldn’t Stand In The Way Of Our Relationship, Don’t You Agree? Randy Has A Great Cd Collection; He Already Owns A Trailer In The Woods And Has A Stack Of Firewood For The Whole Winter. It’s True He Has Other Girlfriends As Well But I Know He’ll Be Faithful To Me In His Own Way. He Wants To Have Many More Children With Me And That’s Now One Of My Dreams Too. Randy Taught Me That Marijuana Doesn’t Really Hurt Anyone And He’ll Be Growing It For Us And We’ll Trade It With Our Friends For All The Cocaine And Ecstasy We Want. In The Meantime, We’ll Pray That Science Will Find A Cure For Aids So Randy Can Get Better; He Sure Deserves It!! Your Loving Daughter, Rosie. PS: Dad, None Of The Above Is True. I’m Over At The Neighbor’s House. I Just Wanted To Remind You That There Are Worse Things In Life Than My Report Card That’s In My Desk Drawer. Please Sign It And Call When It Is Safe For Me To Come Home. I Love You Dad ghost, vitorio, flash13 and 2 others 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 flash13, TrojanK, ghost and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post Karlston Posted September 5, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted September 5, 2020 There are two statues in a park, one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life. The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most." He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing. The angel tells them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes left, would you care to do it again?" He asks her "Shall we?" She eagerly replies, "Oh, yes, lets! But lets change positions... Spoiler This time, I'll hold the pigeon down and you poo on its head." TrojanK, andy2004, vitorio and 4 others 4 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flash13 Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 Karlston, andy2004, ghost and 3 others 4 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PLASMA Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 Dedicated to.... ghost, Karlston, Adenman and 3 others 3 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krinal Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 A Married Couple Is Driving Down The Highway Doing 80km/h. The Husband Is Behind The Wheel. His Wife Looks Over At Him And Says: “Honey, I Know We’ve Been Married For 15 Years, But, I Want A Divorce” The Husband Says Nothing But Slowly Increases Speed To 100km/h. Wife Then Says: “I Don’t Want You To Try To Talk Me Out Of It, Because I’ve Been Having An Affair With Your Best Friend, And He’s A Better Lover Than You” Again The Husband Stays Quiet And Just Speeds Up As His Anger Increases. Wife: “I Want The House” Again The Husband Speeds Up, And Now Is Doing 120km/h. Wife: “I Want The Kids Too” The Husband Just Keeps Driving Faster, And Faster, Now He’s Up To 140km/h. Wife: “I Want The Car, The Checking Account, And All The Credit Cards Too” The Husband Slowly Starts To Veer Toward A Bridge Overpass Piling, As She Says: “Is There Anything You Want?” The Husband Says: “No, I’ve Got Everything I Need” She Asks: “Really! What’s That?” The Husband Replies Just Before They Hit The Wall At 200km/h: “I’ve Got The Airbag.“ Karlston, flash13 and funkyy 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flash13 Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 funkyy, TrojanK, ghost and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Karlston Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 I was in the McDonald's drive-through this morning, and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn because I was taking too long to place my order. "Take the high road," I thought to myself. So when I got to the first window I paid for her order along with my own. The cashier must have told her what I'd done, because as we moved up she leaned out her window and waved to me and mouthed “thank you” – obviously embarrassed that I had repaid her rudeness with a kindness. When I got to the second window I showed them both receipts and took her food, too. Now she has to go back to the end of the line and start all over. Don't honk your horn at old people. TrojanK, funkyy, flash13 and 3 others 3 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flash13 Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 PLASMA, phen0men4, Karlston and 1 other 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phen0men4 Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 👀--?? Krinal, PLASMA, funkyy and 3 others 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flash13 Posted September 6, 2020 Share Posted September 6, 2020 Karlston, Krinal, shamu726 and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krinal Posted September 6, 2020 Share Posted September 6, 2020 “What Is The Difference Between A Man Who Is Buying A Lottery Ticket And A Man Who Is Arguing With His Wife?” Answer: “Lottery Ticket Buyer Has Still Some Chances To Win.“ flash13, ghost, TrojanK and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flash13 Posted September 6, 2020 Share Posted September 6, 2020 Karlston, leapinlizards and ghost 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Krinal Posted September 7, 2020 Share Posted September 7, 2020 Difference Between Friend And Wife? You Can Tell Your Friend: “You Are My Best Friend” But Do You Have Courage Telling Your Wife: “You Are My Best Wife?“ phen0men4, Karlston and flash13 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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