Krinal Posted September 24, 2020 Share Posted September 24, 2020 TEACHER: Don, what's the chemical formula for water? DON: H I J K L M N O TEACHER: What? DON: Yesterday you said it's H to O! sandman117, flash13, Karlston and 3 others 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Krinal Posted September 24, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted September 24, 2020 Two Women Meet In Heaven… 1st woman: Hi! My name is Sandra. 2nd woman: Hi! I’m Sylvia. How’d you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. 1st woman: So, what happened? 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds… I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. 1st woman: Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer—we’d both still be alive. leapinlizards, Karlston, syd5237 and 4 others 2 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flash13 Posted September 24, 2020 Share Posted September 24, 2020 Karlston and scarabou 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jbleck Posted September 24, 2020 Share Posted September 24, 2020 On 9/17/2020 at 9:56 PM, Karlston said: this MIGHT only be funny for isolated people (Australia, Canada, Siberia, Island, Sicily etc.)... for people who made all the fuss about this thread and rightfully so. this is just sad and retarded... if you don't get it, don't worry... just wait a few years... it'll either be funny or really sad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flash13 Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 TrojanK, Krinal, Karlston and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krinal Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband: "You can have her shipped home for $5,000 or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked: "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?" The man replied: "Long ago a man died here, was buried here and three days later he rose from the dead." Shaking his head, he continued: "I just can't take that chance." Karlston, flash13 and vitorio 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krinal Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 One day, a Mechanical Engineer, Electrical Engineer, Chemical Engineer and Computer Engineer were driving down the street in the same car. The car broke down. The Mechanical Engineer said, "I think a rod broke." The Chemical Engineer said, "The way it sputtered at the end, I don't think it's getting gas." The Electrical Engineer said, "I think there was a spark and something is wrong with the electrical system." All three turned to the computer engineer and said, "What do you think?" The Computer Engineer said, "I think we should all get out and get back in." syd5237, flash13, Karlston and 2 others 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 Krinal, TrojanK and flash13 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flash13 Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 Krinal, TrojanK, Karlston and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krinal Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 A man goes down on his knees and proposes to her.. Marry Me... and Make me the Happiest Man in the World Looking bewildered she replied You want Both !!!?? TrojanK and flash13 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post PLASMA Posted September 26, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted September 26, 2020 Lost in translation.... leapinlizards, Adenman, Krinal and 7 others 4 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krinal Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!" Crucible, Karlston, syd5237 and 2 others 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flash13 Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 Crucible, Krinal and Karlston 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 What could possibly go wrong? flash13 and Krinal 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flash13 Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 scarabou, Karlston, NorthEastKnight and 2 others 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthEastKnight Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 My cats kept chewing on electrical cords, so i had to de-fuse the situation and ground them. They're doing better currently and conducting themselves properly. Potentially, they now have the capacity to show resistance in future. Now that's a load off my mind. Pequi, flash13, Krinal and 1 other 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krinal Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom, and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store." "But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly. "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom -- I'll show you how." Karlston, flash13, TrojanK and 1 other 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flash13 Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 Pequi, Reefa and Karlston 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 Krinal, scarabou and flash13 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flash13 Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 Disco Bob, Pequi, Karlston and 1 other 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krinal Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 A judge asked a defendant to please stand. "You are charged with murdering a school teacher with a chain saw." From out in the audience a man shouted, "Lying b@st@rd!" "Silence in the court!", the judge shouted back to the man. He turned to the defendant and said, "You are also charged with killing a paperboy with a shovel." "Tightwad!", blurted the man again. "Quiet!", yelled the judge who continued, "You are also charged with killing a mailman with an electric drill." "Son of a..." the man started to shout when the judge thundered back, "If you don't tell me reason for your outbursts right now, I will hold you in contempt!" So the man answered, "I've lived next to that man for ten years now, but do you think he ever had a tool when I needed to borrow one!" TrojanK, Karlston, scarabou and 1 other 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flash13 Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 Krinal and Karlston 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Krinal Posted September 29, 2020 Share Posted September 29, 2020 What’s 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives girls crazy? its money! Ugly girls think they’re hot, hot girls think they’re ugly, fat girls think they’re skinny, & skinny girls think they’re fat. SAD = Single, Available, Desperate If she's worth it, you won't give up. If you give up, you're not worthy. If she's easy, she won't be amazing If she's amazing, she won't be easy I love you is an 8 letter word, so is bullsh*t It takes patience to listen. It takes skill to pretend you’re listening. flash13 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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