[JOTD] Joke of the day

[Disco Bob]

[Karlston]

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[Krinal]

A Workshop Was Done On Women’s Relationship. 

They Were Told To Send A Message Written “I Love You” To Their Husbands. 

Top 10 Replies From Husbands Are:

1. Are You Alright? Feeling Sick Or Something? Should I Bring Some Medicine?

2. What Happened? Did You Again Hit My Car?

3. I Am Sorry, I Didn’t Get It.

4. What Did You Do This Time? I’m Not Going To Leave You.

5. ?????

6. Do Not Make Things Up! Just Tell Me Now How Much Do You Want For Your Shopping?

7. You Are Telling Me For Whom This Message Was Or I Am Going To Kill You.

8.O God Again Your Mom-Dad Are Here?

9. I Told You Don’t Drink Too Much. 

And The Ultimate One: 

10. May I Know Who Is This?

[Krinal]

An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men. 

Buy Your Ticket Get Your Wife’s Ticket Free. 

After Great Success,  The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives Asking How Was The Trip? 

All Of Them Gave A Same Reply.. 

Which Trip ?

[Karlston]

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[Krinal]

How To Hide Your Important Files From People Without Making Hidden Folders. 

1. Go To Desktop And Create A New Folder.

2. Name The Folder Internet Explorer. 

3. Change The Folder Icon To Internet Explorer. 

4. Keep It In A Corner Of The Desktop. 

Now Feel Safe Because No One Will Open Internet Explorer.

[Karlston]

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[Krinal]

Teacher To Student: “What Is Hyper Active Possessive Definition Of Circulated Motion” 

Student: “Zimbalakadi Takada Bamba Huchalu” 

Teacher: “I Did Not Understand What You Said” 

Student: “Same Here, Mam“

[Karlston]

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[Krinal]

What Are The Most Power Full Three Words… Other Than “I Love You“? . .

Spoiler

“Salary Is Credited“

 

Edited September 20, 2020 by Rajeshl

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[Karlston]

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[Karlston]

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[Krinal]

A g‌‌uy s‌‌ends a‌‌ t‌‌ext t‌‌o h‌‌is n‌‌ext-door n‌‌eighbor:"Bob, I‌‌'m s‌‌orry. I‌‌'ve b‌‌een r‌‌iddled w‌‌ith g‌‌uilt a‌‌nd I‌‌ h‌‌ave t‌‌o c‌‌onfess: I‌‌ h‌‌ave b‌‌een h‌‌elping m‌‌yself t‌‌o y‌‌our w‌‌ife w‌‌hen y‌‌ou're n‌‌ot a‌‌round, p‌‌robably m‌‌ore t‌‌han y‌‌ou. I‌‌ k‌‌now i‌‌t's n‌‌o e‌‌xcuse b‌‌ut I‌‌ d‌‌on't g‌‌et i‌‌t a‌‌t h‌‌ome. I‌‌ c‌‌an't l‌‌ive w‌‌ith t‌‌he g‌‌uilt a‌‌ny l‌‌onger. I‌‌ h‌‌ope y‌‌ou'll a‌‌ccept m‌‌y s‌‌incerest a‌‌pology. I‌‌t w‌‌on't h‌‌appen a‌‌gain."  Feeling o‌‌utrage a‌‌nd b‌‌etrayed, B‌‌ob g‌‌rabs h‌‌is g‌‌un, g‌‌oes i‌‌nto t‌‌he b‌‌edroom, a‌‌nd w‌‌ithout a‌‌ w‌‌ord, s‌‌hoots h‌‌is w‌‌ife.

 

 

Spoiler

Moments l‌‌ater t‌‌he g‌‌uy g‌‌ets a‌‌ s‌‌econd t‌‌ext: "‌‌Really s‌‌hould u‌‌se s‌‌pell c‌‌heck! T‌‌hat s‌‌hould b‌‌e 'wifi'"

 

[jollydan]

[lurch234]

[Krinal]

The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.

She called on him and said, 'Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?'

Little Johnny quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!'

[Karlston]

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