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polinom00 Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 My milk will never expire!!! TrojanK and Karlston 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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aum Posted February 26, 2020 Share Posted February 26, 2020 Two students were talking about their childhood. "I was a very clever toddler. By the time I was ten months old, I could already walk." "You call that clever?" the other said. "I managed to trick my parents into carrying me until I was three!" flash13, Karlston, TrojanK and 1 other 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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aum Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 I told my boss that three companies were after me, so I needed a raise in pay to stay with the current job. He asked which companies? I told him gas, electric, and cable. leapinlizards, flash13, xkryptonx and 2 others 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. "In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative." Then a voice from the back of the room piped up: "Yeah, right." Karlston, TrojanK, flash13 and 2 others 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of a busy intersection. Traffic quickly piled up in all directions, so a woman rushed to help him. When she knelt down to loosen his collar, a man emerged from the crowd, pushed her aside, and said, "It's all right honey, I've had a course in first aid." The woman stood up and watched as he took the ill man's pulse and prepared to administer artificial respiration. At this point she tapped him on the shoulder and said, "When you get to the part about calling a doctor, I'm already here." Abacaxi, flash13, TrojanK and 1 other 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flash13 Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 Karlston, Abacaxi and aum 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abacaxi Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 An old grandma brings a bus driver a bag of peanuts every day. First the bus driver enjoyed the peanuts but after a week of eating them he asked: "Please granny, don't bring me peanuts anymore. Have them yourself.". The granny answers: "You know, I don't have teeth anymore. I just prefer to suck the chocolate around them." leapinlizards, Karlston and xkryptonx 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abacaxi Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 A mother asks her son: "Anton, do you think I’m a bad mom?" - Son: "My name is Paul." TrojanK, Karlston and xkryptonx 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abacaxi Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 One company owner asks another: “Tell me, Bill, how come your employees are always on time in the mornings?” Bill replies: “Easy. 30 employees and 20 parking spaces.” Karlston 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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flash13 Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 I used to be indecisive……But now I'm not so sure. I have a photographic memory……But never developed it. A century ago, two brothers insisted that it was possible to fly……As you can see, they were Wright. I broke my finger last week. On the other hand……I'm okay. Karlston and Abacaxi 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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aum Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 Him: "Since Mr. Wilson has lost his money, half his friends don't know him anymore." Her: "And the other half?" Him: "They don't know yet that he's lost his money." Karlston and TrojanK 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polinom00 Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 Cat get eaten by alligator Karlston and flash13 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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