aum Posted February 22, 2020 Share Posted February 22, 2020 HUSBAND: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger? WIFE: I clean the toilet. HUSBAND: How does that help? WIFE: I use your toothbrush. Abacaxi, leapinlizards, xkryptonx and 1 other 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flash13 Posted February 22, 2020 Share Posted February 22, 2020 Karlston, leapinlizards, aum and 1 other 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted February 22, 2020 Share Posted February 22, 2020 (edited) Pupil: Please Miss, would you punish someone for something they didn't do? Teacher: No, Of course not!! Pupil: Oh good, Because i haven't done my homework!!! Edited February 23, 2020 by aum TrojanK, Abacaxi and leapinlizards 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted February 22, 2020 Share Posted February 22, 2020 leapinlizards, aum, Abacaxi and 1 other 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dce3480 Posted February 23, 2020 Share Posted February 23, 2020 Twitch.tv Karlston and leapinlizards 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flash13 Posted February 23, 2020 Share Posted February 23, 2020 Karlston, TrojanK, Abacaxi and 2 others 1 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flash13 Posted February 23, 2020 Share Posted February 23, 2020 Abacaxi, TrojanK, aum and 3 others 1 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted February 23, 2020 Share Posted February 23, 2020 Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia. Man: Wait! I can explain everything. Abacaxi and Karlston 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted February 23, 2020 Share Posted February 23, 2020 On New Year's Eve, Ann stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living. As the clock struck - the bartender was almost crushed to death. Abacaxi, TrojanK and Karlston 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted February 23, 2020 Share Posted February 23, 2020 Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good...mostly A's and a couple of B's. However, her teacher had written across the bottom: "Sally is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. She talks too much in school. I have an idea I am going to try, which I think may break her of the habit." Sally's dad signed her report card, putting a note on the back: "Please let me know if your idea works on Sally because I would like to try it out on her mother." Karlston and Abacaxi 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abacaxi Posted February 23, 2020 Share Posted February 23, 2020 (edited) MICROSOFT JOKES_______________________________________ Q: What's the difference between a virus and Windows? A: Viruses rarely fail. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level. Stuff that will make them scream, cry, and howl in pain and anger!" = He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Edited February 23, 2020 by Abacaxi Karlston and aum 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted February 23, 2020 Share Posted February 23, 2020 Abacaxi and flash13 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flash13 Posted February 23, 2020 Share Posted February 23, 2020 Karlston 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flash13 Posted February 23, 2020 Share Posted February 23, 2020 (edited) Edited February 23, 2020 by flash13 TrojanK, haris_sane69 and Karlston 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dce3480 Posted February 24, 2020 Share Posted February 24, 2020 After a 35 zer0 pass ppl be Like -> flash13 and Karlston 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dce3480 Posted February 24, 2020 Share Posted February 24, 2020 (edited) Hello There! Daddy..! Edited February 24, 2020 by Dce3480 aum, flash13 and Karlston 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flash13 Posted February 24, 2020 Share Posted February 24, 2020 Karlston 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted February 24, 2020 Share Posted February 24, 2020 What’s the difference between love and marriage? Love is one long, sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock. TrojanK and Karlston 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted February 24, 2020 Share Posted February 24, 2020 xkryptonx, jbleck, flash13 and 1 other 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flash13 Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 TrojanK and Karlston 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flash13 Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 Karlston and Abacaxi 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 “This year in the toy department, drones are a big hit. They are literally flying off the shelves.” Karlston and flash13 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 The judge wanted to make sure the witness understood the solemnity of the occasion. "Do you know what the word 'oath' means?" asks the judge. "Sure do," says the witness. "Oath means if I swear to a lie, I gotta stick with it." Karlston 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flash13 Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 Karlston 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PLASMA Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 Do they still worship us, child? 🤣 aum, Adenman, cosy and 3 others 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.