kn_andre Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 LoL .... Cutest Batman Ever .... :D :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kn_andre Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 (edited) One More Final Wish ...A bus carrying many people crashed on an icy road, burst into flames, and everyone died. Upon arrival in heaven, The lord said, "Since you have died in a terrible way, I'll grant you one wish before I let you into heaven." The first woman, being a person always concerned on her looks, comes up to the Lord and says "I wish to be beautiful." God grants her wish. The next person can’t decide on what to wish for, so he ends up wishing for the same thing. At this point a Man at the very back of the Line starts to laugh. The next couple, seeing how utterly wondrous the two have become, make their wish to become beautiful also.And the man at the end laughs even louder. One after another, the people wish for the same thing. The closer Lord gets to the end of the line, the harder the man Laughs.When The lord finally reaches him, he asks "What is your wish my son?"The man at the end of the line says,: "Make them all Ugly again !!!!!" Edited August 18, 2013 by majithia23 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Orus Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 .... :angelnot: :P :read: "Good to know. Wait ... new changes." :tooth: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyon275 Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkyy Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 (edited) The Lone Ranger is captured by Apache indians and buried in the sand up to his neck so his head is exposed to the hot sun. He doesn't beg for his life or utter a sound. The Apaches are impressed by his courage and offer him a last wish before he is killed.The Lone Ranger asks to speak to his old horse Silver. Now the Apaches are really impressed because they expected him to ask for water or mercy or a quick death, but not to speak to his horse.So they bring Silver forward and the horse lowers its head so the Lone Ranger can whisper in its ear. Silver nods its head and gallops off in the direction of the nearest town.The Apaches are amazed and wonder what the Lone Ranger said to his horse. As they talk among themselves about this strange event, a dust cloud appears in the distance and Silver comes galloping back...with a Saloon girl on his back.She jumps off the horse's back, runs over to the Lone Ranger and squats on his face, erotically gyrating on him.Now the Apache begin to whoop and yell totally and wildly impressed by this man's bravery and virility in asking for a woman as his last wish.Meanwhile the Lone Ranger calls Silver over and says "I said bring a big posse" you deaf bast***d"!!!!! Edited August 18, 2013 by funkyy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedy57 Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 The Lone Ranger is captured by Apache indians and buried in the sand up to his neck so his head is exposed to the hot sun. He doesn't beg for his life or utter a sound. The Apaches are impressed by his courage and offer him a last wish before he is killed.The Lone Ranger asks to speak to his old horse Silver. Now the Apaches are really impressed because they expected him to ask for water or mercy or a quick death, but not to speak to his horse.So they bring Silver forward and the horse lowers its head so the Lone Ranger can whisper in its ear. Silver nods its head and gallops off in the direction of the nearest town.The Apaches are amazed and wonder what the Lone Ranger said to his horse. As they talk among themselves about this strange event, a dust cloud appears in the distance and Silver comes galloping back...with a Saloon girl on his back.She jumps off the horse's back, runs over to the Lone Ranger and squats on his face, erotically gyrating on him.Now the Apache begin to whoop and yell totally and wildly impressed by this man's bravery and virility in asking for a woman as his last wish.Meanwhile the Lone Ranger calls Silver over and says "I said bring a big posse" you deaf bast***d"!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyon275 Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedy57 Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Our Administrator's still searching... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexCross Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 (edited) Red wire, cut the red wire ! problem solver. :smoke: Edited August 20, 2013 by AlexCross Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyon275 Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedy57 Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 :DI saw immediately King and Kong ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudrax Posted August 22, 2013 Author Share Posted August 22, 2013 This is what engine oil means to blondes :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger D Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 :DI saw immediately King and Kong ! I did see King kong size! :rolleyes: :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyon275 Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 I did see King kong size! :rolleyes: :Phaha :rofl: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger D Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 This is what engine oil means to blondes :rofl:In India it's like making JALEBI.. :lmao: :lmao: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedy57 Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 In India it's like making JALEBI.. :lmao: :lmao:Where's jalebi ?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger D Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Science Professor: If a girl falls unconscious, give her mouth 2 mouth, blow air into her lungs and keep on pressing her chest with both your palms in quick succession...Any Questions..?Student : How to make her unconscious? :P :P :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger D Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurch234 Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 Party time!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimRock Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 LoL !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger D Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 Party time!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger D Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 LoL !!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TuFaS Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 :eekout: :eekout: :eekout: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurch234 Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Obituaries - Pillsbury DoughboyThe Pillsbury Doughboy died Monday of a severe yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out, including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The graveside was piled high with flours as longtime friend Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who "never knew how much he was kneaded".Doughboy rose quickly in show business but his later life was filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, even as a crusty old man, he was considered a roll model for millions.Toward the end it was thought he'd rise once again, but he was no tart. Doughboy is survived by his second wife, Play Dough. They have two children, and one in the oven.The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudrax Posted August 25, 2013 Author Share Posted August 25, 2013 (edited) Leaked pic of Lite's GF :rofl: Edited August 25, 2013 by rudrax Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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