polinom00 Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 I guess you could say he was... carpooling Karlston 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abacaxi Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 CHRISTMAS JOKE : Sister: What are you giving Mom and Dad for Christmas? Brother: A list of everything I want! cosy, Karlston, aum and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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aum Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 Judge: I hope you realize what awaits you if you give false evidence? Witness (gleefully): I surely do. Ten thousand Euros and a new BMW X6. Karlston 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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aum Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 (edited) The day after Christmas: Back to Normal even for Mr. Claus Edited December 27, 2019 by aum jbleck and Karlston 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 How to crack an encrypted laptop? Karlston 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description. She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children." The next-door neighbor protested, "Your husband is 5 foot 4, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children." The wife replied, "Yes, but who wants HIM back?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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polinom00 Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 If I ever take a personality test.. jbleck and Karlston 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dce3480 Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 Dont not by any means play that pink floyd to this HeyFries Karlston 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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PLASMA Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 Go ahead.... aum, polinom00, Karlston and 3 others 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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aum Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 An elderly Italian man who lived in the outskirts of Monte Cassino went to the local church for confession. He said: "Father, during World War II, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the enemy. So I hid her in my attic." The priest replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son and you have no need to confess that." "It's worse than that, Father. She started to repay me with sexual favors." The priest said: "By doing that, you were both in great danger. However, two people together under those circumstances are greatly tempted to act that way. But if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are forgiven." "Thank you Father. That's a great load off my mind. But I have one more question." "And what is that?" said the priest. "Should I tell her the war is over?" Karlston 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polinom00 Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 Finished Karlston 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vitorio Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 This is the job of an artist!!! Karlston 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polinom00 Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 Meanwhile in Pennsylvania Karlston 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 EDIT: My Cat in different situations leapinlizards and polinom00 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dce3480 Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 8 hours ago, polinom00 said: Meanwhile in Pennsylvania That's what I Told em' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurch234 Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 A vampire goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc" he says, " I can't take it anymore. I'm depressed as hell and I cant see the end of it" "Didn't I tell you to lay off the negative stuff for a while?" the Doc replies. aum, PLASMA and Karlston 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dce3480 Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 (edited) 5 hours ago, Karlston said: 4 me Too 💩 onn @Karlston Andre Reed The Headline.. Edited December 31, 2019 by Dce3480 Karlston 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dce3480 Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 (edited) That is all I got File name : 13. Pride (In The Name Of Love) (Live).mp3 We Good! Edited January 1, 2020 by Dce3480 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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