Karlston Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 polinom00 and cosy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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aum Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 Two couples were playing cards. Jeff accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Dave's wife, Sandy, was not wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, Jeff hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced. Later when Jeff went to the kitchen to get some refreshments Sandy followed him and asked, "Did you see anything under the table that you liked?" Jeff admitted, "Well, yes I did." She said "you can have it, but it will cost you $100." After a minute or two, Jeff indicates that he is interested. She tells him that since Dave works Friday afternoons and Jeff doesn't, that Jeff should come to their house around 2:00 PM on Friday. Friday came and Jeff went to her house at 2:00 PM. After paying her the $100, they went to the bedroom, had sex for a few hours and then Jeff left. Dave came home about 6:00 PM and asked his wife, "Did Jeff come by this afternoon?" Totally shocked, Sandy replied, "Yes, he did stop by for a few minutes." Next Dave asked, "Did Jeff give you $100?" Sandy thought, 'Oh hell, he knows!' Reluctantly she said, "Yes, he did give me $100." "Good," Dave says. "Jeff came by the office this morning and borrowed the $100 from me and said that he'd stop by our house on his way home and pay me back. It's so good to have a friend you can trust." Karlston 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 polinom00 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PLASMA Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 Abacaxi, phen0men4, leapinlizards and 3 others 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted November 29, 2019 Share Posted November 29, 2019 Observing the baby one night a wife found her husband standing over their baby's crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, scepticism. Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it aroused, with eyes glistening she slipped her arm around her husband. "A penny for your thoughts," she said. "It's amazing!" he replied. "I just can't see how anybody can make a crib like that for only $46.50." Karlston 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted November 29, 2019 Share Posted November 29, 2019 Thanksgiving is a time to count your blessings... One by one... As each relative goes home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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polinom00 Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 danielson and Karlston 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Karlston Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 Oh for a day with a maximum below 30oC... polinom00, Abacaxi and jbleck 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polinom00 Posted December 1, 2019 Share Posted December 1, 2019 Karlston and Abacaxi 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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aum Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 The Priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night. Whispering firmly, the Priest said, "Denounce the devil! Let him know how little you think of him!" The dying man said nothing. The priest repeated his order. Still the man said nothing. The priest asked, "Why do you refuse to denounce the devil and his evil?" The dying man said, "Until I know for sure where I'm heading, I don't think I ought to aggravate anybody." cosy, Karlston, Abacaxi and 3 others 3 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abacaxi Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 (edited) 1 = A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes have rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his mobile phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a soothing voice, says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?” ================================================================================ 2 = You’re not completely useless. You can always serve as a bad example. Edited December 2, 2019 by Abacaxi polinom00 and Karlston 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Karlston Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 (The Australian Magpie) Pequi 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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PLASMA Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 So unique present.... Adenman and phen0men4 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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PLASMA Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 For Black Metal Fans only....! phen0men4 and danielson 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polinom00 Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 Funny or sad, you decide. Karlston 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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