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CHRISTMAS JOKE :

 

Sister: What are you giving Mom and Dad for Christmas?
Brother: A list of everything I want!

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A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description.


She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children."


The next-door neighbor protested, "Your husband is 5 foot 4, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children."


The wife replied, "Yes, but who wants HIM back?"

 

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An elderly Italian man who lived in the outskirts of Monte Cassino went to the local church for confession.


He said: "Father, during World War II, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the enemy. So I hid her in my attic."


The priest replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son and you have no need to confess that."


"It's worse than that, Father. She started to repay me with sexual favors."


The priest said: "By doing that, you were both in great danger. However, two people together under those circumstances are greatly tempted to act that way. But if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are forgiven."


"Thank you Father. That's a great load off my mind. But I have one more question."


"And what is that?" said the priest.


"Should I tell her the war is over?"

 

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EDIT: My Cat in different situations

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A vampire goes to a psychiatrist.

"Doc" he says, " I can't take it anymore. I'm depressed as hell and I cant see the end of it"

"Didn't I tell you to lay off the negative stuff for a while?" the Doc replies.

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so-where-are-we-going

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:sorry: That is all I got 8)

File name : 13. Pride (In The Name Of Love) (Live).mp3

:o :D

We Good! :rofl:

so-where-are-we-going

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:rockon: :rockon:

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