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Lost in translation....

Responsibility Versus Responsible

Employer : We need someone for this Job, who is Responsible.
Applicant : Sir, your search ends here, in my Previous Job, whenever Anything went Wrong, they Always said I am Responsible !!!
Cheers Everybody ..............
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Most confusing day of Today's Generations

Father's day ..

50% don't know whom to wish...

And the rest 50% are scared someone will come and wish...

;) ;) ;)

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Seriously ???? You got to be kidding me huh ....... :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh:

Your right, im pushing it abit but be assured I let her carry the full cases too! :rolleyes:

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...... Typical ...... Why am i not so surprised?? Men !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Honeymoon Blues

After the first night that a Newly Married Couple spent together, Early morning the Next day,

The Wife told her husband : Bill, now I know why your company is called Micro "soft"... :( :( :( :( :( :s :s :s

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A Newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the Husband comes home from work and his Wife says, “Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is Leaking, could you Fix it?”

The Husband says,: “What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?”

A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, “Honey, the Car won’t start. I think it needs a New Battery. Could you change it for me?”

The Husband says: “What do I look like, Mr. Good Wrench?”

Another few days go by, and it’s Raining pretty hard. The wife finds a Leak in the roof. She says, “Honey, there’s a Leak on the Roof ! Can you please Fix it?”

The Husband replies : “What do I look like, Bob Vila?”

The next day the Husband comes home, and the Roof is Fixed. So is the Plumbing. So is the Car.

The Husband then asks his wife what happened :unsure: :unsure: :unsure: :unsure: ???

The Wife Replies : “Oh, I had a Handyman came in and Fix them All ......

Husband responds : “Great! Now How much is that going to cost me :huh: :huh: :huh: ?

Wife says: “Nothing !! The Handyman said he’d do everything for FREE if I either Baked him a Cake or Slept with him !”

Husband Asks : “ Uh, well, what kind of Cake did you make for the Handyman ?”

Wife replies : “ What do I look like,” Betty Baker ???” :s :s :s :s :s

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Doctor: Your daughter has died! :medic:

Depressed, Banta jumps from 100th floor. :(

At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter! :doh: :doh:

At 25th floor he remembers I'm unmarried! :notworthy: :notworthy:

At 10th floor he remembers I'm Santa not Banta! :sui: :sui:

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Doctor: Your daughter has died! :medic:

Depressed, Banta jumps from 100th floor. :(

At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter! :doh: :doh:

At 25th floor he remembers I'm unmarried! :notworthy: :notworthy:

At 10th floor he remembers I'm Santa not Banta! :sui: :sui:

Lol ..... Nice one ..... :D :D Cheers ...

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Doctor: Your daughter has died! :medic:

Depressed, Banta jumps from 100th floor. :(

At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter! :doh: :doh:

At 25th floor he remembers I'm unmarried! :notworthy: :notworthy:

At 10th floor he remembers I'm Santa not Banta! :sui: :sui:

Lol ..... Nice one ..... :D :D Cheers ...

Just looking at ur no. of posts.. 69 perfect number :P ;) :P

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Doctor: Your daughter has died! :medic:

Depressed, Banta jumps from 100th floor. :(

At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter! :doh: :doh:

At 25th floor he remembers I'm unmarried! :notworthy: :notworthy:

At 10th floor he remembers I'm Santa not Banta! :sui: :sui:

Lol ..... Nice one ..... :D :D Cheers ...

Just looking at ur no. of posts.. 69 perfect number :P ;) :P

Oh My :o :o :o :o ........Easy Cowboy ........ Slow Down ....Hold your Horses ..... .... Don't let you mind even go there ..... Just Breathe Slowly and think only Good Thoughts .. ... Mommy will not want you to be a Naughty Boy OK.... ;) ;) ;) Cheers.....

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Doctor: Your daughter has died! :medic:

Depressed, Banta jumps from 100th floor. :(

At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter! :doh: :doh:

At 25th floor he remembers I'm unmarried! :notworthy: :notworthy:

At 10th floor he remembers I'm Santa not Banta! :sui: :sui:

Lol ..... Nice one ..... :D :D Cheers ...

Just looking at ur no. of posts.. 69 perfect number :P ;) :P

Oh My :o :o :o :o ........Easy Cowboy ........ Slow Down ....Hold your Horses ..... .... Don't let you mind even go there ..... Just Breathe Slowly and think only Good Thoughts .. ... Mommy will not want you to be a Naughty Boy OK.... ;) ;) ;) Cheers.....

:coolwink: :coolwink: :coolwink:

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Response during sex:

Mistress: Wow ! Darling this is great.
Whore: Come on finish it now.
Girlfriend: Ah! Please slowly.
Wife: Ceiling needs painting ! :wtf:

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Rajnikanth slapped a goat and it
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Today it is known as
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JUSTIN BIEBER..!!

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A client comes to his bank after his cheque Bounced. He went straight to the manager and asks :
- My cheque was returned with a remark: "Insufficient funds". Please I'd like to know whether it refers to my Funds or the Bank's Funds? :unsure: :unsure: :unsure: :unsure: :s :s :s

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Thank you bro. for the headsup - I was under a wrong impression about what really causes them to spread their legs (not the cockroaches - I mean the girls.)

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