johnse7en Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger D Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 A guy was siting in d toilet whensomeone from the adjacent toilet said,1: Hi, how r u?He got embarrassed n said,2: I m fine.1: So what r u up to?2: Well, just sitting like u.1: Can i come over?2: No! R u crazy?1: Listen I will call u back.There isan idiot in d other toilet answering myquestions... :D :D :D funkyy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger D Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 A man 2 hotel Receptionist in the midnight-I heard,U are providing Free Wife in the room?Receptionist:Sorry Sir,Its not "Free Wife"Its "Free Wi-Fi"! :P :P :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger D Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 :drunk: :drunk: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STEEL Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 Ye and we Short Men have THICK PENISSIS :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger D Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 :P :P :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dMog Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 when did those post turn into mine is bigger than yours??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudrax Posted July 25, 2013 Author Share Posted July 25, 2013 //www.nsaneforums.com/topic/179247-google-chrome-gone-mad-idm/?do=findComment&comment=611059 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STEEL Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 :lol: :rofl: :moon: :rofl: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyon275 Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger D Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Balloons.. :D :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudrax Posted July 27, 2013 Author Share Posted July 27, 2013 For airbags? - Hell NO!!! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedy57 Posted July 27, 2013 Share Posted July 27, 2013 :rolleyes: :banned: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger D Posted July 27, 2013 Share Posted July 27, 2013 Little Boy kills a butterfly,Dad says no butter for two weeks! :angry: :angry: Little Boy kills a honeybee,Dad says no honey for two weeks! :angry: :angry: Mom kills a cockroach, Little Boy turns to Dad and says, 'Are you gonna tell her or shall I?? :P :P :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger D Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 (edited) 3 men in a prison........ A rapist, a psycho nd a gay. Rapist: If i find a cat here, ill fuck it till it dies.....Psycho: And once its dead, ill fuck it till i die....Gay, standing in d corner softlysays: . . . . .Meoowww... :P :P :P Edited July 29, 2013 by Roger D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnse7en Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 :lmao: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger D Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 (edited) Boss: Let me f**k you once, I'll be quick & pay you 1000. I'll throw the money on the floor & before you bend down & pick it up, I'll be done !Secretary likes the proposal & calls her BF.BF: Its fine but, ask for 2000 & be very quick to pick the money. After 4 hrs BF calls her..BF: What happenned?GF: That bastard is still fu*king me. He brought coins! :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: Lesson: Investments are subject to market risks. Read the offer documents carefully before investing. :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: Edited August 3, 2013 by Roger D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyon275 Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 (edited) haha :lol: Edited August 4, 2013 by Lyon275 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger D Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 haha :lol: :wtf: :moon: :moon: :moon: :evil: :evil: :evil: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrioNeXus Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Warning only for 18+An American tourist goes on a trip to China . While in China , he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time.A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his "tool" covered with bright green and purple freckles. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor.The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days. The man returns a couple of days and the doctor says "I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it".The man looks a little perplexed and says "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up doc". The doctor answers "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your "tool".The man screams in horror "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion".The doctor replies "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want but surgery is your only choice".The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his tool and proclaims "Ah yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease".The guy says to the doctor "Yeah yeah, I already know that but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my tool?"The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs "Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. They make more money that way. No need to opelate!""Oh Thank God!" the man replies. "Yes" says the Chinese doctor "You no worry! Wait two weeks. Dick fall off by itself! You save money" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger D Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 (edited) A little boy was doing his maths homework & saying..2+2, the son of a bitch is 4.3+6, the son of a bitch is 9.. :P His Mom: What are you doing? :angry: Boy: I'm doing maths homework. -_- Mom: this is how your teacher taught you? Boy: Yes. Infuriated, Mom asked the teacher the next day- 'Whatare you teaching my son in maths?' Teacher: Right now, we are learning addition.Mom: You teaching them to say 2+ 2, the Son of a bitchis 4? :angry: Teacher after laughing: What I taught them was, 2+2, thesum of which is 4... :lol: :lol: :lol: Edited August 4, 2013 by Roger D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Roger D Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 :wtf: :lmao: :lmao: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudrax Posted August 5, 2013 Author Share Posted August 5, 2013 :omg: Look at our admin Lite! :omg: He's so damn athletic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger D Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 :omg: Look at our admin Lite! :omg: He's so damn athletic. :P :P :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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