knowledge-Spammer Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 (edited) racist girl owned at the end Edited July 16, 2014 by knowledge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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knowledge-Spammer Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjOA1TuPLJQ&feature=youtu.be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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kn_andre Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Oh Poor doggie ..... :D :D :D :lol: :lol: .. Cheers for sharing a Laugh today ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mp3it Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 PRICELESS!Jack wakes up with ahuge hangoverafter attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack isnot normally a drinker,but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. Hedidn't even remember how hegot home from the party. As bad as he wasfeeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the firstthing he sees is acouple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the sidetable and, next tothem, a single red rose!! Jack sits up and sees his clothingin front of him,all clean and pressed. He looks around the roomand sees that it is in perfect order, spotlesslyclean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins,cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror.Then he notices a notehanging on thecorner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on itand a kiss markfrom his wife in lipstick: “Honey,breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to makeyou your favorite dinner tonight.I love you, darling!Love, Jillian"He stumbles to thekitchen and sureenough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and themorning newspaper. His 16 yearold son is also at the table, eating.Jackasks, "Son... What happened lastnight?"“Well, you camehome after 3 a.m., drunk and out of your mind You fell over the coffeetable and broke it,and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eyewhen you ran into thedoor."Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything insuch perfect orderand so clean? I have a rose, andbreakfast is on the table waiting forme??"His son replies,Oh THAT... Momdragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take yourpants off, youscreamed....“Leaveme alone, I'm married!!"Broken Coffee Table $239.99Hot Breakfast $4.20Two Aspirins $.38Saying the right thing, at the righttime. PRICELESS!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lurch234 Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 How pirates get their eyepatches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knowledge-Spammer Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 This kid tries to sell drugs to a cop. It turns out the kid is a magician and the cop gets mindf*cked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knowledge-Spammer Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 not so funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knowledge-Spammer Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 This Cat Can See Soundshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccfm9iC_k3k#t=51 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knowledge-Spammer Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 CENSORSHIP lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knowledge-Spammer Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 TO funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chatman Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 At the end of the human biology class, the lecturer conducted a quick question and answer session to check that everyone had been listening to his lesson.“You over there, the girl in red”, he said pointing, “which part of the body becomes 10 times its normal size under emotional stress?”Flushed with embarrassment, the girl refused to answer, so another student volunteered.“The pupil of the eye, Sir.”“Correct,” replied the lecturer and he turned to the girl, saying: “Young lady, your refusal to answer my question indicates three things:1- You haven’t been listening to my lecture;2- You are obsessed with sex;3- You are going to be very disappointed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocky2086 Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 Some of the funniest and wittiest quotes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSOlJW2ms50 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2635599 Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 (edited) and for todays joke of the day please read my signature. :wtf: Edited August 24, 2014 by 2635599 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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