Karlston Posted October 25, 2022 Share Posted October 25, 2022 Someone dropped their sock funkyy, aum and ducky88 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted October 25, 2022 Share Posted October 25, 2022 A tree fell on my fence. Making the best of it while I negotiate the repair. funkyy, aum, TrojanK and 2 others 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurch234 Posted October 25, 2022 Share Posted October 25, 2022 Karlston and aum 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pc71520 Posted October 26, 2022 Share Posted October 26, 2022 A Ham-Sandwich walks into a Bar and orders a Beer. The Bartender says: “Sorry, we don’t serve Food, here.” Karlston, ducky88, aum and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted October 26, 2022 Share Posted October 26, 2022 ducky88, Karlston and funkyy 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted October 26, 2022 Share Posted October 26, 2022 This laptop takes a picture of whoever wakes it up ducky88, aum and funkyy 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted October 26, 2022 Share Posted October 26, 2022 Poor little guy... ducky88, aum and funkyy 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ducky88 Posted October 27, 2022 Share Posted October 27, 2022 While examining his lady patient, the doctor tells her: "Your eye sight, hearing, heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now let me see that little thing which gets you ladies into all sorts of trouble". The lady started taking off her clothes. Doctor, quickly stopped her and said: "No! No! Just show me your tongue". aum, Karlston and pc71520 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pc71520 Posted October 27, 2022 Share Posted October 27, 2022 Did you hear about the first Restaurant to open on the Moon? It had great food, but no Atmosphere. ducky88 and Karlston 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted October 27, 2022 Share Posted October 27, 2022 One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. She read, “…and so the pig went up to the man with the wheel barrow full of straw and said, “Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?” The teacher paused then asked the class, “And what do you think that man said?” Little Johnny raised his hand and said, I think he said ‘Holy Sh*t! A talking pig!’” The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes. ducky88, Karlston, flash13 and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted October 27, 2022 Share Posted October 27, 2022 (edited) Edited October 27, 2022 by aum Karlston, funkyy, ducky88 and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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aum Posted October 27, 2022 Share Posted October 27, 2022 pc71520, Karlston, ducky88 and 1 other 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted October 27, 2022 Share Posted October 27, 2022 Karlston, funkyy, ducky88 and 1 other 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted October 27, 2022 Share Posted October 27, 2022 (edited) Edited October 27, 2022 by aum Karlston, ducky88 and funkyy 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted October 27, 2022 Share Posted October 27, 2022 My cat buried my socks in the litter tray. I think he's trying to tell me something. funkyy, ducky88, aum and 1 other 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pc71520 Posted October 28, 2022 Share Posted October 28, 2022 Karlston, vitorio, funkyy and 1 other 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted October 28, 2022 Share Posted October 28, 2022 A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send a mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed the wrong email address, and without realizing he sent the mail to a widow who has just returned from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her mail, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message she fainted. The son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor and saw the computer screen which read: To my loving wife, I know you are surprised to hear from me, they have computers here and we are allowed to send mails to loved ones. I've just been checked in. How are you and the kids, the place is really nice but am lonely here. I have made necessary arrangement for your arrival tomorrow. Expecting you darling. I can't wait to see you! ducky88, Lexionline, anakin206 and 2 others 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted October 28, 2022 Share Posted October 28, 2022 funkyy, Karlston and ducky88 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted October 28, 2022 Share Posted October 28, 2022 Mother in law found out I was spending the night. I'm the first man in the house in a while. ducky88, funkyy and aum 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted October 28, 2022 Share Posted October 28, 2022 Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil, and...? ducky88, aum and funkyy 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pc71520 Posted October 29, 2022 Share Posted October 29, 2022 What did the Nose say to the Finger? Quit picking on me! Karlston and ducky88 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted October 29, 2022 Share Posted October 29, 2022 Karlston and ducky88 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vitorio Posted October 29, 2022 Share Posted October 29, 2022 The bird is looking for his master to come. Karlston 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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