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My neighbors must be really mature...LOL.. #wifi...

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Neck Exercise For Men


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Got Busted..


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And I'm f**king Single!

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I wish i could just google everything

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Pack of condoms please

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How to joke in the class

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Not again, I'm just trying to tell a joke…

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Worth reading. What a legend!


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? Signboard outside Heaven:

"Lying naked with somebody in bed and screaming Oh God...Oh God.... will not be considered as prayers"

? Signboard outside a Prayer Hall:

" Please Do Not Leave Your Bags, Wallets, Cell Phones Unattended.. Others Might Think Those Are The Answers To Their Prayers."

? Signboard outside a prostitute's house..

" Married MEN are not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy.."

? SignBoard outside GARAGE:

"If we can't repair your brakes we make your horns louder.."

? Signboard outside A Bar:

" Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please do Pay In Advance "

? Signboard outside Driving School:

" If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way....."

? Signboard outside Library:

"Statutory Warning... While reading Kamasutra, please hold the book with BOTH Hands.."

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Signboard outside Library:

"Statutory Warning... While reading Kamasutra, please hold the book with BOTH Hands.."

Fapper fapper ..everywhere.. :lmao: :lmao:

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Signboard outside Library:

"Statutory Warning... While reading Kamasutra, please hold the book with BOTH Hands.."

Fapper fapper ..everywhere.. :lmao: :lmao:

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  • 2 weeks later...

Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready... Aim..."

Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!"

Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.

The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready... Aim..."

The redhead then screams, "tornado!!"

Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.

By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She also says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready... Aim..."

The blonde shouts, "fire!!" :lol: :P

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A little old Jewish man is walking down the street one afternoon, when he sees a woman with perfect breasts. :dribble: :dribble: :dribble:

He saays to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?" :rolleyes:
"Are you nuts?!" :angry: she replies, and keeps walking away.

He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. "Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?" he asks again. :rolleyes:
"Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?" :angry:

So the little old Jewish man runs around the next block and faces her again, "Would you let me bite your breasts - just once - for $10,000 dollars?!" :rolleyes:

She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmmmm, $10,000 dollars....; Ok, just once, but not here. Let 's go to that dark alley over there."

So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them - but not biting them. :dribble:


The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, 'Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?'
"Nah," says the little old Jewish man ... :P


"Costs too much!" :lol: :lol: :lol:

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