[JOTD] Joke of the day

[SlimRock]

For Indian Frnds.. :P :P

Kaminey Frnds..

:rockon: :rofl: :w00t: :rofl: :w00t: :rofl: :w00t:

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[Lyon275]

Agree ? :)

Edited November 8, 2013 by Lyon275

[Lyon275]

:lol:

Edited November 9, 2013 by Lyon275

[SlimRock]

[SlimRock]

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[lurch234]

[Roger D]

:P :lol: :lmao: :lmao:

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While making love, he says:
- Darling, let's do 68!
- 68??? What's that?
- You do it to me and I'll owe you one.

A little boy asked his mother:
- Mummy, why are you white and I am black?
- Don’t even ask me that, when I remember that party..., you are lucky that you don’t bark.

A bachelor has no belly because when he opens a fridge he says:
- "Fuck it, the same again!" and then goes to the bed.
Married man has belly because when he comes to the bad he says:
- "Fuck it, the same again!" and then goes and opens the fridge.

The Stone Age. Two old men walk and see two young men sitting on a wall that hit each other in the head with club. One of the old men:
- This modern youth! The only thing they do is drug themselves.

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:lol: FAPPERS :P

[Roger D]

:P :P :lol:

[SlimRock]

Morgan Freeman Facts

"Morgan Freeman was born in 1937. He narrated his own birth. Saying, "Leaving the warm comfort of his mother's womb. I, Morgan Freeman, enter the world. Soon I will make my first poop. One of many in the life of Morgan Freeman."

"The first time Morgan Freeman saw himself crying in the mirror, he became old and remained that way his whole life. From then on every time that Morgan Freeman cried, it rained in heaven."

"When Morgan Freeman makes a documentary film, he narrates it first, and then nature makes it so."

"The only reason that the sun rises each day is because Morgan Freeman narrated that sunrise in his dreams the night before."

"The only reason that you're alive right now is because Morgan Freeman is narrating your life as he does for billion and billions of other each day. And when you have a bout of diarrhea, Morgan Freeman narrates it so that you appear noble at the mercery of nature, and a taco."

"Morgan Freeman goes through four or five microphones a day because his voice turns them into bars of gold, which he uses to fund his quest to create a real Santa Clause."

"Morgan Freeman cannot be cloned because that would require unicorn tears."
"Morgan Freeman doesn't have sex. When he smiles, a baby simply appears in a field full of kittens."

"Earthquakes are merely Mother Nature having an orgasm when she listen the March of the Penguins. Penguins didn't exist until Morgan Freeman made that movie. He's that good."

"If you're having a rough day, think about Morgan Freeman. Because he's certainly thinking about you."

"Morgan Freeman. Morgan Freeman. Morgan Freeman. Morgan Freeman. Morgan Freeman. Morgan Freeman. Morgan Freeman."

[SlimRock]

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:P :P :lol:

HEY ROGER, WATCH THIS ONE (1) FROM SOUTH AFRICA :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0sSoZHaW-E

:P

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[SlimRock]

Funniest Letter Ever:

Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his
mother was making dinner.
His birthday was coming up and he thought this
was a good time to tell his mother what he
wanted.
Mom, I want a bike for my birthday.
Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker.
He had gotten into trouble at school and at
home.
Bobby's mother asked him if he thought he
deserved to get a bike for his birthday.
Little Bobby, of course, thought he did.
Bobby's mother wanted Bobby to reflect on his
behavior over the last year.
Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how
you have behaved this year.
Then write a letter to God and tell him why you
deserve a bike for your birthday.
Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room
and sat down to write God a letter.

Letter 1
*******
Dear God,
I have been a very good boy this year and I
would like a bike for my birthday.
I want a red one.
Your friend,
Bobby
Bobby knew that this wasn't true. He had not
been a very good boy this year, So he tore up
the letter and started over.

Letter 2
*******
Dear God,
This is your friend Bobby. I have been a good
boy this year and I would like
A red bike for my birthday. Thank you.
Your friend,
Bobby
Bobby knew that this wasn't true either. So, he
tore up the letter and started again.

Letter 3
*******
Dear God,
I have been an OK boy this year. I still would
really like a bike for my birthday.
Bobby
Bobby knew he could not send this letter to God
either. So, Bobby wrote a fourth letter.

Letter 4
*******
God,
I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am
very sorry.
I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike
for my birthday.
Please! Thank you,
Bobby

Bobby knew, even if it was true, this letter was
not going to get him a bike. Now, Bobby was
very upset. He went downstairs and told his
mom that he wanted to go to church. Bobby's
mother thought her plan had worked, as Bobby
looked very sad. ''Just be home in time for
dinner'', Bobby's mother told him. Bobby walked
down the street to the church on the corner.
Little Bobby went into the church and up to the
altar. He looked around to see if anyone was
there. Bobby bent down and picked up a statue
of the Mary. He slipped the statue under his
shirt and ran out of the church, down the street,
into the house, and up to his room. He shut the
door to his room and sat down with a piece of
paper and a pen. Bobby began to write his letter
to God.

Letter 5
*******
God,
I'VE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT
TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE!!!!!!
Bobby :rofl: :rockon: !!!

[spicey]

A mafia kid :lol:

[lurch234]

Almost fell off my chair laughing on this one...

Edited November 17, 2013 by lurch234

[SlimRock]

[kn_andre]

 

Funniest Letter Ever:

Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his

mother was making dinner.

His birthday was coming up and he thought this

was a good time to tell his mother what he

wanted.

Mom, I want a bike for my birthday.

Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker.

He had gotten into trouble at school and at

home.

Bobby's mother asked him if he thought he

deserved to get a bike for his birthday.

Little Bobby, of course, thought he did.

Bobby's mother wanted Bobby to reflect on his

behavior over the last year.

Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how

you have behaved this year.

Then write a letter to God and tell him why you

deserve a bike for your birthday.

Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room

and sat down to write God a letter.

Letter 1

*******

Dear God,

I have been a very good boy this year and I

would like a bike for my birthday.

I want a red one.

Your friend,

Bobby

Bobby knew that this wasn't true. He had not

been a very good boy this year, So he tore up

the letter and started over.

Letter 2

*******

Dear God,

This is your friend Bobby. I have been a good

boy this year and I would like

A red bike for my birthday. Thank you.

Your friend,

Bobby

Bobby knew that this wasn't true either. So, he

tore up the letter and started again.

Letter 3

*******

Dear God,

I have been an OK boy this year. I still would

really like a bike for my birthday.

Bobby

Bobby knew he could not send this letter to God

either. So, Bobby wrote a fourth letter.

Letter 4

*******

God,

I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am

very sorry.

I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike

for my birthday.

Please! Thank you,

Bobby

Bobby knew, even if it was true, this letter was

not going to get him a bike. Now, Bobby was

very upset. He went downstairs and told his

mom that he wanted to go to church. Bobby's

mother thought her plan had worked, as Bobby

looked very sad. ''Just be home in time for

dinner'', Bobby's mother told him. Bobby walked

down the street to the church on the corner.

Little Bobby went into the church and up to the

altar. He looked around to see if anyone was

there. Bobby bent down and picked up a statue

of the Mary. He slipped the statue under his

shirt and ran out of the church, down the street,

into the house, and up to his room. He shut the

door to his room and sat down with a piece of

paper and a pen. Bobby began to write his letter

to God.

Letter 5

*******

God,

I'VE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT

TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE!!!!!!

Bobby :rofl: :rockon: !!!

Absolutely Hilarious ... We laughed so much in the Office my Colleague Almost fell off her Chair ... LoL .. You are on Fire now @Slimrock .... Cheers .

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Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint?

A: It's not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy.

Q: What happens when you give 61 dollars to a blonde?

A: She wants 8 (ate) more.

Q: What do you say to a blonde that won't give in?

A: "Have another beer."

Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?

A: Because she blows the horn! :lol:

Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?

A: Nothing. They've never met.

B: Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.

Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

A: Because red means stop.

Q: How do blondes pierce their ears?

A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?
A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?

A: The more you bang it, the looser it gets.

Q: What do you call two nuns and a blonde?

A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver.

Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?

A: She realized she gave her last blowjob.

:P