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aum 4,482 Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 (edited) A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards." The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running Boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?" "No," the cook said, "Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon." "Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer. The trucker asked, "What are the beans for, Blondie?" She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!" Edited May 15, 2020 by aum Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Abacaxi 1,342 Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 An almost hysterical man calls 911 and yells, "Please come quickly! Kailey is pregnant and her labor started now, it’s really intense!" "Is this her first child?" asks the operator. "No you dumbass! It’s her husband!" TrojanK, Karlston, kyber and 3 others 1 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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aum 4,482 Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout, "PRAISE THE LORD!" Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her proclamations that he would shout, "There ain't no Lord!" Hard times set in on the elderly lady, and she prayed for God to send her some assistance. She stood on her porch and shouted, "PRAISE THE LORD! God, I need food. I am having a hard time. Please, Lord, send me some groceries." The next morning, the lady went out on her porch and noted a large bag of groceries and shouted, "PRAISE THE LORD!" The neighbor jumped from behind a bush and said, "HA...HA. I told you there was no Lord! I bought those groceries, myself! God didn't!" The lady started jumping up and down and clapping her hands and saying, "PRAISE THE LORD! He not only sent me groceries, but He made the Devil pay for them! PRAISE THE LORD!" Karlston, kyber, leapinlizards and 1 other 1 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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aum 4,482 Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 Me: My sister graduated from college. I wish you could have been there. She wore a cap and nightgown. Bob: A nightgown? Me: Yeah. She went to night school. Karlston and flash13 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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aum 4,482 Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 An exhausted hunter out in the wilds stumbled into a camp. "Am I glad to see you!" he said. "I've been lost for three days." "Don't get too excited, friend," the other hunter replied. "I've been lost for three weeks." Karlston 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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aum 4,482 Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 A tourist was admiring the necklace worn by a local Native American. "What is it made of?" she asked. "Alligator's teeth," the man replied. "I suppose," she said patronizingly, "that they mean as much to you as pearls do to us." "Oh no," he objected. "Anybody can open an oyster." Karlston and ghost 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
aum 4,482 Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 “What is another name for Korean cuisine? Seoul food.” Karlston and ghost 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sandman117 27 Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 (edited) 16 hours ago, aum said: “What is another name for Korean cuisine? Seoul food.” It really is the dog's bollocks Edited May 22, 2020 by sandman117 Karlston 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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