locoJoe Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 The Emotional HorseOne day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "if you can make that horse over there laugh you can have free drinks for the rest of the night".So he says "ok" and walks over to the horse and whispers something in his ear and he starts laughing and the bartender gives him free drinks for the rest of the night.The next night the same guy comes back in and the bartender says "if you can make that horse over there cry i will give you free drinks for the rest of the night.So he walks over there and does something and the horse starts crying, and the bartender gives him free drinks. Then the bartender asks what the man did to make the horse laugh and what he did to make him cry.The man says "To make him laugh I told him I had a bigger dick than he does and to make him cry I showed him".-Author Unknownyea yea yea I know its an old joke, but there might be someone out there who hasn't heard it yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rkkdjb Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 I’m waiting to hear ones about Luis Suarez and his 'bite' against Italy I’m sure there’s some out there ... Personally I think he just mistook the player for an Italian Pizza :D nothing wrong with that he was just hungry...Here's A Start https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajNPknZdAtM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herobrine Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 @PITA :lmao: that was too funny.Adult joke belowThere was once an old actor who did Shakespearean plays, but had aged and could no longer remember his lines.After many years, he finds himself in the Halifax theatre in Canada, where they are prepared to give him a chance to shine again. The director says "this is the most important part, and it has only one line. You walk on to the stage carrying a rose. You hold the rose to your nose with just one finger and thumb, sniff the rose deeply and then say the line "ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress."The actor is thrilled. All day long before the play he was practicing his line over and over again. Finally, the time came. The curtain went up, the actor walked onto the stage, and using just one finger he delivered the line "ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress."The theatre erupted, the audience was screaming with laughter and the director was steaming. "You bloody fool!" he cried "you have ruined me!"The actor was bewildered "What happened, did I forget my line?"No!" screamed the director. "You forgot the rose! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rudrax Posted July 3, 2014 Author Share Posted July 3, 2014 He may be right. Only gays can have crack for TU 6.5.0 at the moment because they have slightly different strategy of penetration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Astron Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 (edited) I discovered that Santa Claus, the Pope and the Easter Bunny are the same person... Edited July 5, 2014 by Astron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Astron Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 (edited) New products from brand Suarez... Edited July 7, 2014 by Astron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astron Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Depending on your name, a selfie can be treacherous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dMog Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 (edited) not a joke but a true story...Winston Churchill...was at a diner party and woman came up to him and said... Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea. Churchill: if I were your husband, I'd drink it.” Edited July 8, 2014 by dMog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Astron Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 Marylin Monroe saving people once again of the rain... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dMog Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 ...what the hell did he expect his friend to do but to give him a beat down...and once the friend found out i t was prank he should have beat him down again just for thinking it was ok to pull something so stupid in the first place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrioNeXus Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Timmy: I'm Hungary,Mum: Why don't you Czech the fridge.Timmy: OK O'm Russian to the kitchen.Mum: Hmmm.. may be you'll find some Turkey.Timmy: Yeah but its all covered in Greece. yuck!Mum: There is Norway you can eat that.Timmy: I know, I guess i'll just have a can of ChileMum: Denmark your name on the can.Timmy: Kenya do it for me?Mum: OK, I'm Ghana do it.Timmy: Thanks, i'm so tired Iran for an hour todayMum: it Tokyo long enough.Timmy: yeah Israelly hard sometimes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chancer Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 If you get attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.(Sorry to those who don't have English as first language - this will be nonsense!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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iih1 Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 what you doing on the beach....someone watching you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Astron Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Another day posting on Nsane and later still a tough job. Now I finally can rest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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