Karlston Posted September 23, 2022 Share Posted September 23, 2022 My friend made some fudge and brought it over with a note funkyy, ducky88, flash13 and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pc71520 Posted September 24, 2022 Share Posted September 24, 2022 A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!” The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you …” Karlston, ducky88 and aum 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted September 24, 2022 Share Posted September 24, 2022 The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout. Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive line. When the turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted, 'You're terrific!!! Sign up for the season, and I'll see to it that you get a huge bonus.' 'Forget the bonus,' the turkey said, 'All I want to know is, does the season go past Thanksgiving Day?' Karlston and ducky88 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted September 24, 2022 Share Posted September 24, 2022 My mom always said, if it was a snake it would’ve bit you! TrojanK, funkyy, Akaneharuka and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pc71520 Posted September 25, 2022 Share Posted September 25, 2022 A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.” ducky88, flash13, Karlston and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flash13 Posted September 25, 2022 Share Posted September 25, 2022 funkyy, Karlston, ducky88 and 3 others 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted September 25, 2022 Share Posted September 25, 2022 aum, ducky88, funkyy and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted September 25, 2022 Share Posted September 25, 2022 Tell me I’m not the only one funkyy, aum, TrojanK and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted September 25, 2022 Share Posted September 25, 2022 An old French lady had a small shop in her village for years until one day a huge corporate supermarket set up across the road from her little shop: They put up signs advertising their prices, including one that said: Butter – 10 euros In response, the old lady added a sign to her own window: Butter – 9 euros The next day, the big supermarket had a new sign: Butter – 8 euros Sure enough, the day after the lady’s sign now read: Butter – 7 euros This went on for a while until eventually one of the lady’s customers pointed to the sign and said, “Madame, you cannot keep your prices so low for long. These big companies can use their buying power to sell products cheaper, but a little store like yours can never compete.” In response, the old lady bent forward conspiratorially and muttered. “Monsieur, I don’t even sell butter.” Karlston, ducky88, TrojanK and 2 others 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ducky88 Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 100 years ago, everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has a car and only the rich have horses. Oh, how the stables have turned. funkyy, Karlston and aum 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akaneharuka Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 (edited) 3min, Just only 3 min ! Edited September 26, 2022 by Akaneharuka ducky88, funkyy, Karlston and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post pc71520 Posted September 26, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted September 26, 2022 -Is Google male or female? -Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion. flash13, Karlston, Akaneharuka and 4 others 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 I’ve been waiting most of my life for this. flash13, funkyy, TrojanK and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 Six year olds are very literal TrojanK, ducky88, funkyy and 1 other 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ducky88 Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 Someone posted they had just baked some synonym buns. I replied, you mean just like the ones my grammar used to make? Now I am blocked. Karlston, funkyy, flash13 and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted September 27, 2022 Share Posted September 27, 2022 There was a guy on the beach with about 25 gorgeous chicks swarming all around him. Seeing this, a second guy strolls on up to him and asks, "What's your secret?" The guy whispers, "All you gotta do is stick a pickle in your pants." In a flourish, the second guy runs off and stuffs a pickle in his pants. But when he returns to the shore, he soon discovers that every single girl that looks his way, runs off screaming in bloody terror. Confused, he hurries over to the first guy and desperately asks, "Why are all the girls running away from me?" The first guy looks up and replies, "The pickle's on the wrong side." Akaneharuka, Karlston, flash13 and 3 others 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pc71520 Posted September 27, 2022 Share Posted September 27, 2022 My uncle named his dogs Timex and Rolex. They're his watch dogs. ducky88, Karlston and aum 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted September 27, 2022 Share Posted September 27, 2022 My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was a bad lover. You should have seen her face when they all disagreed. ducky88, lurch234, Karlston and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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vitorio Posted September 27, 2022 Share Posted September 27, 2022 To much time available!!! Karlston 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vitorio Posted September 27, 2022 Share Posted September 27, 2022 15 hours ago, ducky88 said: Someone posted they had just baked some synonym buns. I replied, you mean just like the ones my grammar used to make? Now I am blocked. Some people have a thin humor! Karlston 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted September 27, 2022 Share Posted September 27, 2022 Appliance repair shop responds to a bad review flash13, funkyy, aum and 1 other 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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