Karlston Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 As seen in a German airfield toilet funkyy, aum and ducky88 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 Throwback to that time when my friend told me that paint cans were indestructible ducky88, funkyy, aum and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ducky88 Posted September 15, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted September 15, 2022 The Five Rules For Men To Follow To A Happy Life: 1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you. 5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other. flash13, funkyy, Karlston and 4 others 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flash13 Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 lurch234, Karlston, TrojanK and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pc71520 Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 What do you call cows that are laying down? Ground beef. lurch234, ducky88 and Karlston 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 At one point during a game, the coach said to one of his young players, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?" The little boy nodded in the affirmative. "Do you understand that what matters is whether we win together as a team?" The little boy nodded yes. "So," the coach continued, "when a strike is called, or you're out at first, you don't argue or curse or attack the umpire. Do you understand all that?" Again the little boy nodded. "Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain it to your mother." flash13, ducky88, funkyy and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 Karlston, funkyy, ducky88 and 1 other 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dce3480 Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 (edited) Edited September 17, 2022 by Dce3480 ducky88 and Karlston 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 My mother ordered a soap dispenser from Amazon and THIS was the warranty information Archimede, ducky88, flash13 and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 The UK needs new money lurch234, funkyy, ducky88 and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ducky88 Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 Did a little mechanics work today. Put a rear end in a recliner. lurch234, Karlston and aum 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pc71520 Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 Have you heard about the guy who stole the calendar? He got 12 months! aum, Karlston, ducky88 and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archimede Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 17 hours ago, Dce3480 said: I really really hate to ask this...but... What am I missing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" "Why?" "Because every time I talk to a a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere." Karlston, ducky88 and funkyy 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 Q: How did the bishop make holy water? A: He took some tap water and boiled the hell out of it. funkyy, Karlston, flash13 and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 Karlston and ducky88 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lurch234 Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 Even goats don't give a crap about politics funkyy, ducky88 and Karlston 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ducky88 Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 I just saw a car being driven by a sheep in a bathing suit …. It was a Lamb Bikini. funkyy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pc71520 Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 What lights up a stadium? A: A soccer match. ducky88 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pc71520 Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy... TrojanK, funkyy, flash13 and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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