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Teacher: Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up.

*Nobody stands up*

Teacher: I'm sure there are some stupid students over here.

*Little Johnny stands up*

Teacher: Ohhh, Johnny you think you're stupid?

Little Johnny: No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone... :P


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Lost in translation....

Note: Offensive.

A black guy & white girl met at a nightclub.

She took him to her apartment saying: "Tie me to the bed & do what black men do best"

So, he ran off with her TV & VCD.

{My apologies in advance - racial overtones in the above post are not intentional.}

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What s the first thing girls from Montreal do when they get up in the morning?

...................They go home!

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Dangerous Dosti: :doh:

Mai Ghar Late aaya toh Dad ne Pucha: "Where were you?"

Maine kaha: "Friend ke Ghar par tha."

Dad ne Mere hi Saamne Mere 10 Friends ko Call Kiya.

4 ne Kaha: "Haan Uncle, Yahin par tha."

2 ne Kaha: "Abhi Just Nikla hai."

3 ne Kaha: "Yahin hai Uncle, Padh Raha hai, Phone du Kya?"

1 ne to hadd hi Kar Di, Kaha: "Haan Pappa Bolo Kya Hua"!

PITWAA DIYA SALO NE !!!
:injured: :injured: :injured:

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@Roger D, that's a very nice one buddy. But this forum uses English as the universal medium for communication.

So, please try to be universal from next time :)

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@Roger D, that's a very nice one buddy. But this forum uses English as the universal medium for communication.

So, please try to be universal from next time :)

roger that :yes: :yes:

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