Lyon275 Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 :rofl: :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kn_andre Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 :D Really ????????????? :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kn_andre Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 Responsibility Versus ResponsibleEmployer : We need someone for this Job, who is Responsible.Applicant : Sir, your search ends here, in my Previous Job, whenever Anything went Wrong, they Always said I am Responsible !!! Cheers Everybody .............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyon275 Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 :rofl: :rofl: :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger D Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 Most confusing day of Today's GenerationsFather's day ..50% don't know whom to wish...And the rest 50% are scared someone will come and wish... ;) ;) ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger D Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 6 packOne more... :D :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kn_andre Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Seriously ???? You got to be kidding me huh ....... :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kn_andre Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Question : Why do black Widow Spiders kill their Males after Mating? Answer : To Stop the Snoring before it even Starts. :mellow: :mellow: :mellow: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STEEL Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 BABY BEER KEG :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STEEL Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Crazycanuk :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kn_andre Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Seriously ???? You got to be kidding me huh ....... :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh:Your right, im pushing it abit but be assured I let her carry the full cases too! :rolleyes: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...... Typical ...... Why am i not so surprised?? Men !!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kn_andre Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Honeymoon Blues After the first night that a Newly Married Couple spent together, Early morning the Next day, The Wife told her husband : Bill, now I know why your company is called Micro "soft"... :( :( :( :( :( :s :s :s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kn_andre Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 A Newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the Husband comes home from work and his Wife says, “Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is Leaking, could you Fix it?” The Husband says,: “What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?” A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, “Honey, the Car won’t start. I think it needs a New Battery. Could you change it for me?” The Husband says: “What do I look like, Mr. Good Wrench?” Another few days go by, and it’s Raining pretty hard. The wife finds a Leak in the roof. She says, “Honey, there’s a Leak on the Roof ! Can you please Fix it?” The Husband replies : “What do I look like, Bob Vila?” The next day the Husband comes home, and the Roof is Fixed. So is the Plumbing. So is the Car. The Husband then asks his wife what happened :unsure: :unsure: :unsure: :unsure: ???The Wife Replies : “Oh, I had a Handyman came in and Fix them All ......Husband responds : “Great! Now How much is that going to cost me :huh: :huh: :huh: ? Wife says: “Nothing !! The Handyman said he’d do everything for FREE if I either Baked him a Cake or Slept with him !” Husband Asks : “ Uh, well, what kind of Cake did you make for the Handyman ?” Wife replies : “ What do I look like,” Betty Baker ???” :s :s :s :s :s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger D Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 Doctor: Your daughter has died! :medic: Depressed, Banta jumps from 100th floor. :( At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter! :doh: :doh: At 25th floor he remembers I'm unmarried! :notworthy: :notworthy: At 10th floor he remembers I'm Santa not Banta! :sui: :sui: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kn_andre Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 Doctor: Your daughter has died! :medic: Depressed, Banta jumps from 100th floor. :( At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter! :doh: :doh: At 25th floor he remembers I'm unmarried! :notworthy: :notworthy: At 10th floor he remembers I'm Santa not Banta! :sui: :sui: Lol ..... Nice one ..... :D :D Cheers ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger D Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 Doctor: Your daughter has died! :medic: Depressed, Banta jumps from 100th floor. :( At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter! :doh: :doh: At 25th floor he remembers I'm unmarried! :notworthy: :notworthy: At 10th floor he remembers I'm Santa not Banta! :sui: :sui: Lol ..... Nice one ..... :D :D Cheers ...Just looking at ur no. of posts.. 69 perfect number :P ;) :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kn_andre Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 Doctor: Your daughter has died! :medic: Depressed, Banta jumps from 100th floor. :( At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter! :doh: :doh: At 25th floor he remembers I'm unmarried! :notworthy: :notworthy: At 10th floor he remembers I'm Santa not Banta! :sui: :sui: Lol ..... Nice one ..... :D :D Cheers ...Just looking at ur no. of posts.. 69 perfect number :P ;) :P Oh My :o :o :o :o ........Easy Cowboy ........ Slow Down ....Hold your Horses ..... .... Don't let you mind even go there ..... Just Breathe Slowly and think only Good Thoughts .. ... Mommy will not want you to be a Naughty Boy OK.... ;) ;) ;) Cheers..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyon275 Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 (edited) haha :D Jalaffa :rofl: :lol: Edited June 19, 2013 by Lyon275 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyon275 Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 :lol: :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger D Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 Doctor: Your daughter has died! :medic: Depressed, Banta jumps from 100th floor. :( At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter! :doh: :doh: At 25th floor he remembers I'm unmarried! :notworthy: :notworthy: At 10th floor he remembers I'm Santa not Banta! :sui: :sui: Lol ..... Nice one ..... :D :D Cheers ...Just looking at ur no. of posts.. 69 perfect number :P ;) :P Oh My :o :o :o :o ........Easy Cowboy ........ Slow Down ....Hold your Horses ..... .... Don't let you mind even go there ..... Just Breathe Slowly and think only Good Thoughts .. ... Mommy will not want you to be a Naughty Boy OK.... ;) ;) ;) Cheers..... :coolwink: :coolwink: :coolwink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOP-X4 Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 (edited) Response during sex:Mistress: Wow ! Darling this is great.Whore: Come on finish it now.Girlfriend: Ah! Please slowly.Wife: Ceiling needs painting ! :wtf: Edited June 19, 2013 by NOP-X4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
implague Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 (edited) Rajnikanth slapped a goat and itstarted crying...bey bey bey bey bey bey bey beybey........Today it is known as....JUSTIN BIEBER..!! Edited June 20, 2013 by implague Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnse7en Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kn_andre Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 A client comes to his bank after his cheque Bounced. He went straight to the manager and asks :- My cheque was returned with a remark: "Insufficient funds". Please I'd like to know whether it refers to my Funds or the Bank's Funds? :unsure: :unsure: :unsure: :unsure: :s :s :s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcs18 Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 (edited) Thank you bro. for the headsup - I was under a wrong impression about what really causes them to spread their legs (not the cockroaches - I mean the girls.) Edited June 22, 2013 by dcs18 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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