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A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of Squirrels.
He pulls the guy over and says... "You can't drive around with squirrels in this town!
Take them to the zoo immediately." The guy says "OK"... and drives away.
The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of squirrels, and they're all wearing sun glasses.
He pulls the guy over and demands... "I thought I told you to take these squirrels to the zoo yesterday?" ....................
The guy replies... "I did . . . today I'm taking them to the beach!"

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Cheap flights

The wife asked me what I was doing on the computer last night.

I told her I was looking for cheap flights.

"I love you!" she said, and then she got all excited,

she quickly undressed and we had the most amazing sex ever....

Which is odd, because she's never shown an interest in darts before!!

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knowledge-Spammer

Google employees abusing their power. Didn't see that coming

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The FBI has arrested a Google employee after he allegedly threatened to publish nude pictures of a University of Texas college student to a Dark Net revenge porn site unless she sent him even more explicit photos and videos. Nicholas Rotundo, a 23-year-old IT resident at Google, was arrested this month and charged in a three-count felony indictment.

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The scam was bizarre. Rotundo allegedly pretended to be a researcher conducting a “breast perception study” to gauge “the public’s perception of different breast types.” Using the email address [email protected], police say he promised as much as $8,500 for photos of their breasts for use in the study.

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The college student, who goes by CC in the criminal complaint, sent four naked photos of herself in response. Threats then came pouring in to CC’s inbox from another address. Rotundo allegedly demanded a series of pictures and videos by a certain deadline—“I expect the rest by Wed, midnight”—and continued harassment in emails for weeks afterwards. The threat was to publish the pictures on Pinkmeth, an anonymous revenge porn site that can be accessed only when using the Tor browser. Despite Rotundo’s apparent knowledge of the Tor anonymity network, the FBI says records showed the email addresses sending threats were accessed by Rotundo from his home apartment in California and a hotel across the street from Google’s New York office.

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The fact that he made almost no real effort to hide his tracks from police is just one of the many strange aspects of a profoundly bizarre case. The FBI states that Rotundo did publish the nude photos of not just the University of Texas victims but also two other victims who had given him their laptops to repair. In addition to the victim at the University of Texas, the FBI alleges, Rotundo reportedly had at least two more victims that he knew personally. These women gave Rotundo their laptop to repair, trusting him because he worked in the tech industry. He took pictures of them via their laptop’s cameras and recorded their keystrokes as well, thus gaining access to every account they manually logged into. Rotundo faces up to 11 years in prison. He’s currently freed on $4,500 bond and banned from using the Internet
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  • 2 weeks later...
knowledge-Spammer

A baby takes over on the driving simulator and holy shit... hes good

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On northern hemisphere is autumn and all summer beauty is looking for hibernation place.

Look, they are very similar!

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