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И тут что-то пошло не так... Гиф неудачи, прикол, фото                                                                                                                      И тут что-то пошло не так... Гиф неудачи, прикол, фото

 

 

 

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Lets get back on-topic here with an actual joke:

 

A drunk girl at the bar said that if anyone guesses who she had tattooed on her inner thighs that she would buy em a beer. Old Andy the town drunk stumbled over and looks as the girl sits spread eagle on the bar stool. Andy says, " I dunno who the one on the right is and I dunno who is on the left either. BUT the one in the MIDDLE sure looks like Abraham Lincoln!"

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Woman walks into a bar with a duck under her arm.
Bartender says, "Hey, where'd you get the pig?"
Woman says, "It's not a pig! It's a duck!"
Bartender says, "I was talking to the duck!"

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two clits met once

-How r u?

-Everythin' great ,just great!

-Hmm...i heard absolutelly different. Acid-base balance troubles...?

-........Bah! It's just evil tongues!

 

 

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