ERIC59 Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timeover Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is another galloping horse but your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the horse in front of you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation? Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jogs Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 On Wednesday, May 18, 2016 at 2:50 PM, rudrax said: The benefit of having a government job in India Then I won't be able to get a wife at-all, I am jobless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudrax Posted May 25, 2016 Author Share Posted May 25, 2016 @Jogs the idea in the pics implies that people having a Govt. Job in India can get beautiful girls to marry even if they look ugly. That's the point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jogs Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 10 hours ago, rudrax said: @Jogs the idea in the pics implies that people having a Govt. Job in India can get beautiful girls to marry even if they look ugly. That's the point. I know that, thats Why i Said i Am jobless 10 hours ago, rudrax said: @Jogs the idea in the pics implies that people having a Govt. Job in India can get beautiful girls to marry even if they look ugly. That's the point. I know that, thats Why i Said i Am jobless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Batu69 Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Quote A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy." Quote A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.” Quote Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudrax Posted May 27, 2016 Author Share Posted May 27, 2016 Meanwhile in india: Why should boys have all the fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pequi Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 On terça-feira, 24 de maio de 2016 at 1:51 PM, Jogs said: Then I won't be able to get a wife at-all, I am jobless. Plenty of time on your hands to be her lover, then .... ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batu69 Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 Quote A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!” The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying. A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face. She drops her pants and says, “My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthEastKnight Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 The reason old man use Viagra is not that they are impotent. It's because old women are so bloody ugly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthEastKnight Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 The first guy who persuaded a blind person they needed sunglasses, he must have been a hell of a salesman. I once bought a book for my girlfriend called ‘Women who love too much’ ; I think the title could have been shortened, to just ‘Sluts’ ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthEastKnight Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 When I’m with two women it’s difficult enough to get a word in edgeways, let alone my cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Batu69 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Quote A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Timeover Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 White people don't shoot each other in the streets like black people do... We shoot each other in schools, because we have class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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gipsy Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 well it's not a below the belt joke actually but... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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