VileTouch Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Many years ago during my married days, I accidentally overturned my golf cart. Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out: - "Are you okay? What's your name?" - "It's John, and I'm okay, thanks," I replied as I pulled myself out of the twisted cart. - "John," she said, (firm loose breasts undulating beneath her white silky robe) "forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while and I'll help you get the cart up later." - "That's mighty nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife would like it." - "Oh, come on now," Elizabeth insisted. She was so very pretty, very very sexy and very persuasive ... I was weak. - "Well okay," I finally agreed but thought to myself, "my wife won't like it." After a couple of restorative Scotch and waters, I thanked Elizabeth. "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset. So I'd best go now." - "Don't be silly!" Elizabeth said with a smile, letting her robe fall open slightly. "She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?" - "Still under the cart, I guess." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Archimede Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 16 hours ago, AP1972 said: Sorry friend, am I missing something? I would really like to get your message which are surely very funny but unfortunately I cannot read Russian BTW, the pictures you post are great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VileTouch Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 On 9/4/2016 at 5:45 AM, AP1972 said: been there, done that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Archimede Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 11 hours ago, AP1972 said: Am I missing something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AP1972 Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 37 minutes ago, Archimede said: Am I missing something? Mind can not understand Russia... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudrax Posted April 17, 2016 Author Share Posted April 17, 2016 Funny awkward moments in sports Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archimede Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 1 hour ago, AP1972 said: Mind can not understand Russia... I would love to understand... Maybe you can help? Thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VileTouch Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 (edited) 5 hours ago, Archimede said: Am I missing something? yes, the bottle is empty! A naked woman walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stares at her body from head to toe then serves her a beer. She drinks it and asks for another beer. The bartender stares at her for longer and serves her a second beer. The woman again drinks it and asks for a third beer. Then the bartender starts to look at her with an amused expression, until the woman says: -- What, have you never seen a naked woman before? -- That I have, miss. I'm wondering where are you keeping the money to pay for the beers. Edited April 17, 2016 by VileTouch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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