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sid_16 Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 TEACHER ARRESTED IN NEW YORK allegedly carrying mathematical instruments (News) A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, the Attorney General said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. 'Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Attorney General said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.' They use secret code names like 'X' and 'Y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle'. When asked to comment on the arrest, President Obama said, 'If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes.' White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the President. It is believed that the Nobel Prize for Physics will follow---- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sid_16 Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 (edited) one more gif; ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?"...the woman asked her husband. "No"...said her husband. She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse...and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra...and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill. He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her ...and smiled approvingly. "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?"... she then asked her husband? "Uh...no, I haven't" ...he said (with an anxious tone in his voice). She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties... and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill. He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill... and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation. "Now" ...she said. "Have you ever seen $50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?" "No way" ...he said (while obviously becoming even more aroused... and excited). "Well you’d better look in the garage!"...she said. Edited January 29, 2016 by sid_16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tonino2424 Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 On 1/25/2016 at 11:00 AM, AP1972 said: A second before ... that is a classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudrax Posted February 1, 2016 Author Share Posted February 1, 2016 Close enough http://www.img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/anN9dL0_460s_v1.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sid_16 Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 (edited) When I was young I decided, I wanted to be a doctor so I took the entrance exam to go to Medical School. One of the questions asked us to rearrange the letters PNEIS into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect. Those who answered spine are all doctors today. The rest of us are sending jokes via email. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Edited February 11, 2016 by sid_16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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