Sandivisi Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 lol i can't stop laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batu69 Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 - 'Two cannibals were eating a clown – one said to the other, 'Does he taste funny to you?' - 'My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now and we don't know where the hell she is.' - The wife’s mother said: ‘When you’re dead, I’ll dance on your grave.’ I said: ‘Good. I’m being buried at sea.’ - 'A few decades ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die.' - 'God gave men a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dac Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VileTouch Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. 'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.' The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said. 'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said. The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.' Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'. The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?' The Irishman replied, 'These are Carol's' And So The Christmas Season begins......and I sure hope the jokes get better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurch234 Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dce3480 Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 (edited) Edited December 17, 2015 by fl0ppyd1scours3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lurch234 Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 marriage summed up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AP1972 Posted December 26, 2015 Share Posted December 26, 2015 (edited) Edited December 26, 2015 by AP1972 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ajay1982 Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 On 5/4/2013 at 0:29 PM, rudrax said: Couple of decades ago, one of the husbands was working abroad and wrote a letter to his wife. He wrote: My dear love, A lot of love from me. In this month, I've sent 100 kisses instead of salary. Please take them. With love, your love. Wife replied: I've taken all the love sent by you as well as the kisses. The driver took 2 of them. Pinky's tutor asked for 7. The milkman didn't convince at 7, so gotta give him 9. The laundry boy takes 5 daily. And, the landlord doesn't only convince with kisses, need to give him your loves too. You don't worry. If kisses and love came short, I'll borrow from someone. With love, Your love. lmfao..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ajay1982 Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 (edited) 1. Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!" 2. My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face. Edited December 27, 2015 by Ajay1982 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ajay1982 Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AP1972 Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 (edited) Edited December 27, 2015 by AP1972 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AP1972 Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 (edited) Edited December 29, 2015 by AP1972 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudrax Posted December 30, 2015 Author Share Posted December 30, 2015 (edited) This beautiful girl has a kind of body that will make most of the man jealous. @mona, join the gym soon :workout: Edited December 30, 2015 by rudrax Added the last line Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mona Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 (edited) On 30 grudzień 2015 at 2:01 PM, rudrax said: This beautiful girl has a kind of body that will make most of the man jealous. Spoiler @mona, join the gym soon :workout: Not my cup of tea. Edited January 2, 2016 by mona Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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