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its getting pretty very close guys/gals
I am aware of that Mr. Mod :D

I will get close enough but never meet the point of contact :tehe:

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its getting pretty very close guys/gals
I am aware of that Mr. Mod :D

I will get close enough but never meet the point of contact :tehe:

Like a Virgin — on the verge but never fully in.

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its getting pretty very close guys/gals
I am aware of that Mr. Mod :D

I will get close enough but never meet the point of contact :tehe:

Like a Virgin on the verge but never fully in.
Being a virgin, always keeps a thrill in your life about loosing it, which, won't be there after you loose it.

So, I won't be loosing it to just anyone else but the "special one".

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its getting pretty very close guys/gals
I am aware of that Mr. Mod :D

I will get close enough but never meet the point of contact :tehe:

Like a Virgin on the verge but never fully in.
Being a virgin, always keeps a thrill in your life about loosing it, which, won't be there after you loose it.

So, I won't be loosing it to just anyone else but the "special one".

. . . . . . . . . as long as you don't feed it to the worms — heard that virginity hurts. :sneaky:

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Seen from this perspective, she could be actually sitting on a dentist chair... Waiting for her daily oral hygiene... (hope the mods will appreciate my remark that brings this popular thread to a whole different perspective) LOOOOOOOL ;)

BTW, what's the name of this blondie "dentist patient"? :D

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its getting pretty very close guys/gals
I am aware of that Mr. Mod :D

I will get close enough but never meet the point of contact :tehe:

Like a Virgin on the verge but never fully in.
Being a virgin, always keeps a thrill in your life about loosing it, which, won't be there after you loose it.

So, I won't be loosing it to just anyone else but the "special one".

. . . . . . . . . as long as you don't feed it to the worms heard that virginity hurts. :sneaky:
That's one's own prospective to interpret 'excitement' to 'hurt'. Edited by rudrax
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another meaning of "Black Russian" is.... Roy Jones Jr.
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only 1 question-"4 how much Roy?"

"Vladimir Khryunov, Jones’ promotional partner in Russia, said in August that Jones has no plans of renouncing his American citizenship."
http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2015/oct/27/roy-jones-jr-officially-becomes-russian-citizen-with-moscow-passport-ceremony

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A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?”

“Why?” she asks.

“Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere.”

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  • 3 weeks later...

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Phuc Dat Bich: The world's unluckiest name isn't quite as uncommon as you may have thought

Phuc Dat Bich - the man with the world's most unfortunate name - is not alone.

Furious Mr Phuc vented his anger on Facebook earlier after the social network closed his account.

The incandescent Australian even took a photo of his passport to prove his name wasn't a hoax.

But it a quick Facebook search shows there are dozens more with the same monkier.

There's Phuc Dat Bichs in California, Canada, Hawaii and Hanoi - as well as a Bich Phuc Dat in New Zealand.

source

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/phuc-dat-bich-worlds-unluckiest-6865563

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knowledge-Spammer

i got this popup today on firefox 4.2

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We've detected you're using an older version of Chrome.
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i got this popup today on firefox 4.2

​i not use chrome?

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We've detected you're using an older version of Chrome.

What's funny here? Am I missing anything?
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i got this popup today on firefox 4.2

​i not use chrome?6TebZ33.png?1

We've detected you're using an older version of Chrome.

Have you changed your User Agent on Firefox to that of Chrome? :think:

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knowledge-Spammer

i got this popup today on firefox 4.2

​i not use chrome?6TebZ33.png?1

We've detected you're using an older version of Chrome.

Have you changed your User Agent on Firefox to that of Chrome? :think:

i not use chrome and never have installed chrome ?

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. . . . . . . . . as long as you don't feed it to the worms — heard that virginity hurts. :sneaky:

 

Sorry, can't verify that. My memory only spans about 4 decades.

What I DO know is that it was the first thing I got rid of when I went out with my first girlfriend.

No regrets so far.

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Phuc Dat Bich: The world's unluckiest name isn't quite as uncommon as you may have thought

Phuc Dat Bich - the man with the world's most unfortunate name - is not alone.

Furious Mr Phuc vented his anger on Facebook earlier after the social network closed his account.

The incandescent Australian even took a photo of his passport to prove his name wasn't a hoax.

But it a quick Facebook search shows there are dozens more with the same monkier.

There's Phuc Dat Bichs in California, Canada, Hawaii and Hanoi - as well as a Bich Phuc Dat in New Zealand.

source

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/phuc-dat-bich-worlds-unluckiest-6865563

oh i think his name is Bich Phuc Dat.

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I was in the bar the other day and realised I had wind I needed to pass.

The music was really loud, so I timed my farts with the beats of the music.

After a couple of songs I started to feel better. I finished my beer, but noticed everybody was staring at me.

The I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my MP3 player through headphones........

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What is the definition of ambivalence?

Watching your mother in law go off the cliff but in your brand new sports car!

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