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Astron Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 DON'T GO IN THE WRONG FORUM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astron Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 What is the first thing to do in case of fire ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astron Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 EVOLUTION OF MAN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Astron Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 (edited) Edited June 11, 2014 by Astron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astron Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 PLEASE DO NOT INSIST! BATMAN WILL BE BUSY DURING THE WORLD CUP! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astron Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 (edited) AND NOW THE FAMOUS CANADIAN NATIONAL TOWER ... Edited June 13, 2014 by Astron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astron Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 QUESTIONS ABOUT SEX? ASK TO SEXOLOGIST ON TV! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Astron Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 TERRIBLE F1 ACCIDENT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SlimRock Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 :rolleyes:I'm still waiting for jokes, no offence but this is not the Amazing Photo of the Day thread! ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astron Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 (edited) :rolleyes:I'm still waiting for jokes, no offence but this is not the Amazing Photo of the Day thread! ;)All previous images, posted by me or not, are actually jokes. None of these jokes are appropriate to the page "Amazing Photo of the Day", which has the purpose of showing cool and interesting pictures (usually not related to mood). Jokes are not only funny texts, but comics, puzzles, etc. The 3rd post created by the author of the page (@rudrax) makes it clear: //www.nsaneforums.com/topic/164933-jotd-joke-of-the-day/?do=findComment&comment=559233. ;)We wait for the others to post more textual jokes. But need to be funny to everyone and not just for himself. ;) Edited June 12, 2014 by Astron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astron Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 CN tower Toronto Canada....? :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:Sorry for the tower of his country. The original name of the image I had was Frankfurt. I've cleaned up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
child Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 In the morning Tom calls to his boss: - Good morning, boss, unfortunately I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my both hands and legs hurt, so I'm not coming into work." The boss replies:- You know Tom, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife, and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better, and I can go to work. You should try that. 2 hours later Bob calls:- Boss, I followed your advise, and I feel great! I'll be at work soon. By the way, you got nice house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
child Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 One day during the family lunch the youngest son Paul asks his father:- Daddy, what is the difference between potential and reality? Daddy turns to his wife and gives her a question: - Would you sleep with George Clooney for 1 million $?- Certainly, I would never waste such opportunity, - tells the wife Daddy turns to his teenage daughter: - Maria, would you sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million $?- Surely! He is my fantasy, his posters are all over the walls of my room. Daddy turns to his eldest son Raul and asks: - Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million $!Eldest son thinks a little and replies: - Why not? Imagine what I could do with that money. So yes, I would sleep. Then daddy turns back to his youngest son Paul and explains him: - You see, Paul, potentially we are sitting with multi millionaires but in reality we are sitting with two prostitutes and one gay… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
child Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 A patient to a doctor: - Doc, I guess I am allergic to leather shoes.Whenever I wake up with my shoes on, I feel terrible headache. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
child Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 Man returns home and screams out loudly:- Honey, pack your things, I've won million today! Wife comes to the wardrobe and asks:- What kind of clothes to take with me? Summer or winter? Man:- All of them and get out of here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
child Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 Teacher : Hamesha kaho ki mujhe sab pata hai.Chotte : Papa mujhe sab pata hai ;-)Papa : beta ye 50 ruppee le aur chup rehna.Chotte : Mummy muje sab pata hai ;-)Mummy : beta ye 100 ruppee le aur chup rehna.Chotte (nokar se): Raamu kaka mujhe sab pata hai ;-)Ramu kaka : Aa mera beta apne baap ke gale lag jaa..!! :-P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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