lurch234 Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Booze bag! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger D Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Five people are on a plane, four guys and one girl.Suddenly the engine stalls and they crash. Miraculouslyall five of them survive the crash but are stranded on asmall deserted island. Since these four guys will need tohave their natural urges satisfied, they decided to makeup a schedule. Each guy would get a week to dick the woman as much as possible, the next week another guy and so on. This arrangement works out great for years, satisfying both the guys and the nymphomaniac woman until she suddenly dies. :oThe first month went by and it was really awful; :mellow:second month was really bad; :huh:third month was almost unbearable; :unsure:fourth month rolls around and the guys couldn't handle it anymore so they buried her... :s :lol: :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurch234 Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 need to get me one of those!Go visit your local olympics training center. I wouldn't be surprised that those were made to cheat on urine tests in the first place :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurch234 Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 No comment :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurch234 Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Let me bury this here,...thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kn_andre Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 (edited) Let me bury this here,...thanks.I would not allow this Sneaky Little Devil of a Bunny Stash his stuff down my Cleavage <_< <_< <_< <_< <_< <_< .... I wonder what will happen when he comes back to take what he hid there :o :o :o :o :o ? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ..... :( :( :( :( :( .. Cheers for sharing .. Made me laugh ... :D :D Edited April 4, 2014 by kn_andre Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger D Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Ailaaaa.. :P :P :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger D Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gipsy Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/alaska-back-russia/SFG1ppfN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dMog Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 ok...i will bite...what the heck is this??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruinator Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 Guys,Only read first 2 pages of this thread and the jokes sucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruinator Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 Guys, Pick up line to girls, i am not a weather man but tonight u r going to get a few inches.....now that is funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kn_andre Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 Just a Quick Question Guys .... Has Marijuana already been Legalized in Alaska ??? :unsure: :unsure: :unsure: :unsure: :unsure: :unsure: After i get the Answer to my Question, then i will be in a better Position to comment on the above Petition .... :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: Cheers .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dMog Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 here is another question...eve in stated where pot is legal.... why do stupid people think they can take that pot across the border into canada where it is still not legal..then get all uppity because they get disallowed into the country ....sometimes cannot understand why they get arrested if they try to bring in a pound of the stuff.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dMog Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 ha ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudrax Posted April 8, 2014 Author Share Posted April 8, 2014 For those who don't understand Hindi, the quoted speech means, "Where the hell is the house of Yuvraj Singh?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
implague Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 (edited) @crazycanuk that was frm the movie neer back down Edited April 8, 2014 by implague Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger D Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 Like a Boss! 8) :coolwink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sujith Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Kalju Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 A neighbor's woman went to the shop to buy potatoes, but when goes back to home, remained under the car and died.Another neighbor went down there and saw the neighbor's husband and asked him, "What are you doing up now?" The neighbor replied, "I do not know, but I think - I'll do the pasta .." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dMog Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 A neighbor's woman went to the shop to buy potatoes, but when goes back to home, remained under the car and died.Another neighbor went down there and saw the neighbor's husband and asked him, "What are you doing up now?" The neighbor replied, "I do not know, but I think - I'll do the pasta .."i think something got lost in translation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalju Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 .. i think something got lost in translationIt may be so. For explanation - it's black humor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dMog Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 i understand the black humor,,,the joke seems to be missing a lot of the words to explain it better...as it is written it does not work...maybe some one else can explain what i an trying to say better...like i said it may have been translated wrong from it's original language Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurch234 Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Video game logic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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