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As seen in a German airfield toilet

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Throwback to that time when my friend told me that paint cans were indestructible

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At one point during a game, the coach said to one of his young players, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?"
The little boy nodded in the affirmative.


"Do you understand that what matters is whether we win together as a team?"
The little boy nodded yes.


"So," the coach continued, "when a strike is called, or you're out at first, you don't argue or curse or attack the umpire. Do you understand all that?"
Again the little boy nodded.


"Good," said the coach.
"Now go over there and explain it to your mother."

 

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My mother ordered a soap dispenser from Amazon and THIS was the warranty information

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The UK needs new money

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The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"


"Why?"


"Because every time I talk to a a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere."

 

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