aum Posted September 11, 2022 Share Posted September 11, 2022 funkyy, ducky88 and vitorio 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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aum Posted September 11, 2022 Share Posted September 11, 2022 “I’m worried about you always being at the bottom of your class,” said the father to his son. “Don’t worry Dad,” he replied. “They still teach the same thing at both ends.” ducky88, lurch234, vitorio and 2 others 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted September 11, 2022 Share Posted September 11, 2022 Turning the Stormtrooper helmet upside down really changes the whole movie funkyy, vitorio, flash13 and 3 others 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ducky88 Posted September 12, 2022 Share Posted September 12, 2022 Dear Phil I left home for work last week and after less than a mile my car stalled and wouldn't start. I walked back to my house and found my husband in bed with our 19 year old babysitter. They announced that the affair had been going on for two years. Can you help me. I'm desperate. Dear Reader The most common cause of vehicles breaking down in the first mile is dirt in the fuel lines. Hope this helps. Phil . flash13, Karlston, aum and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flash13 Posted September 12, 2022 Share Posted September 12, 2022 ducky88, lurch234, Karlston and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted September 12, 2022 Share Posted September 12, 2022 A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled his hair. "Don't be angry," the Mother says, "Your little sister doesn't realize that pulling hair hurts." A short while later, there's more crying, and the Mother goes to investigate. This time the sister is bawling and her brother says, "Now she knows." Karlston and ducky88 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted September 12, 2022 Share Posted September 12, 2022 A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect." "Really," answered the neighbor . "What kind is it?" "Twelve thirty." funkyy, ducky88, Karlston and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted September 12, 2022 Share Posted September 12, 2022 good luck to both of you aum, funkyy, ducky88 and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted September 12, 2022 Share Posted September 12, 2022 I don't know who did this but it's hilarious TrojanK, ducky88, funkyy and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurch234 Posted September 12, 2022 Share Posted September 12, 2022 (edited) A little girl was taking her bath with her twin brother when she notices he had an appendage she was missing. Upon inquiring about it her brother responds triumphantly that it was none of her business and Dad said only boys got one anyways. She runs crying to her Mom and tells everything her mean brother said. "Hush, my dear. Don't cry." answers her Mother. "I'll tell you a secret. When you grow up if you are nice you'll get one." "If you are not nice you'll get many..." Edited September 12, 2022 by lurch234 ducky88 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pc71520 Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 — What did the little tree say to the big tree? — Leaf me alone! ducky88 and Karlston 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 Joey's teacher sent a note home to his Mother saying, "Joey seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about sex and girls." The Mother wrote back the next day, "If you find a solution, please advise. I have the same problem with his Father." Karlston and ducky88 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 A married couple was watching volleyball game at a beach when the wife spotted a couple in the bleachers. They were being very affectionate. The girl was running her hands all over the boyfriend and nibbling on his ear. He had his hands on her chest. Looking at them, the wife said to her husband "I don't know whether to watch them or the game." Husband said, "Better watch them! You already know how to play volleyball." Karlston and ducky88 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 I spotted a unicorn in the wild ducky88 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 Visiting Edinburgh this week? Be sure to visit the other attractions as well! lurch234, ducky88, funkyy and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ducky88 Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 The fact that there’s a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers. aum, Karlston, lurch234 and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 I once bought a dog off a blacksmith. As soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door. ducky88, lurch234, Karlston and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 Karlston and ducky88 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 My friend sent me a pic of these SPAM blockers at a local grocery store aum and ducky88 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 Yearly flossing schedule TrojanK, funkyy, flash13 and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pc71520 Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 What is a Dentist’s favorite way to wirelessly connect a device? With...Bluetooth... flash13, ducky88 and Karlston 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 Why did the chicken join the gym? To work on his pecks! flash13, lurch234, Karlston and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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