aum Posted September 6, 2022 Share Posted September 6, 2022 ducky88, funkyy, lurch234 and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted September 6, 2022 Share Posted September 6, 2022 my mom had a pic of my dad in her wallet like this ducky88, aum and funkyy 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archimede Posted September 7, 2022 Share Posted September 7, 2022 On 9/5/2022 at 10:58 PM, flash13 said: Absolutely brilliant... And damn true :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Bob Posted September 7, 2022 Share Posted September 7, 2022 (edited) I sent my photo to a lonely hearts club ?? They sent it back stating , they’re not that fooking lonely !!!. My pet name for the wife is Euromillions ?. Whenever I’m hoping to be lucky all I get is a rollover !!! Edited September 7, 2022 by Disco Bob funkyy, ducky88, Karlston and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ducky88 Posted September 7, 2022 Share Posted September 7, 2022 COFFEE SPELLED BACKWARDS IS EEFFOC AND I DON’T GIVE A EEFFOC TILL I HAVE HAD MY COFFEE lurch234, flash13, Karlston and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flash13 Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 Boss: What is your address? Me: 173.165.18.10 Boss: No, your local address !!! Me: 127.0.0.1 Boss: I mean your physical address !!!! Me: 29:01:38:6F:31:58 Boss: No, I mean your home address !!!! Me: /home/flash13 Archimede, aum, ducky88 and 3 others 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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flash13 Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 Why do programmers mix up festivals like Halloween with Christmas? Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC. ducky88, RazTK, Archimede and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 A one day ban is way too generous funkyy and ducky88 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Arachnoid Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 On 9/8/2022 at 1:25 PM, flash13 said: Boss: What is your address? Me: 173.165.18.10 Boss: No, your local address !!! Me: 127.0.01 Boss: I mean your physical address !!!! Me: 29:01:38:6F:31:58 Boss: No, I mean your home address !!!! Me: /home/flash13 127.0.0.1 flash13, Karlston and aum 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 Larry's barn burned down and his wife, Susan, called the insurance company. Susan told the insurance company, "We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money." The agent replied, "Whoa there, just a minute, Susan. Insurance doesn't work quite like that. We will ascertain the value of what was insured and provide you with a new one of comparable worth." There was a long pause before Susan replied, "Then I'd like to cancel the policy on my husband." ducky88, Karlston, flash13 and 1 other 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ducky88 Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 A man was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera. He figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit, even though he knew that he was not speeding. Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed. Now he began to think that this was quite funny, so he drove even slower as he passed the area again, but the traffic camera again flashed. He tried a fourth time with the same result. He did this a fifth time and was now laughing when the camera flashed as he rolled past, this time at a snail's pace. Two weeks later, he got five tickets in the mail for driving without a seat belt.. Karlston, Archimede, funkyy and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flash13 Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 Did you know that 10+10 and 11+11 are the same 10+10=20 11+11=22 aum, Archimede, ducky88 and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 (edited) Edited September 10, 2022 by aum Karlston, ducky88 and flash13 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 (edited) Edited September 10, 2022 by aum flash13, Karlston and ducky88 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lurch234 Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 A man was crossing the Canada-Us border several times a day with a wheelbarrow filled with dirt. And each time the border guard searched the wheelbarrow, firmly convinced the man was smuggling something. This went on for 10 yrs until the border guard retired. The last day the guard begged the man to tell him what he was smuggling all these years and promised not to tell since he was retiring. "I was smuggling wheelbarrows" was the answer. ducky88, funkyy, flash13 and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkyy Posted September 11, 2022 Share Posted September 11, 2022 22 hours ago, flash13 said: Did you know that 10+10 and 11+11 are the same 10+10=20 11+11=22 I had to think about that one...then the penny dropped and I got it. lol ducky88, Karlston, danielson and 2 others 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted September 11, 2022 Share Posted September 11, 2022 (edited) After Friday prayers an Imam announced to the people: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets." Edited September 11, 2022 by aum Karlston, funkyy, lurch234 and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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