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Rainmaker Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 My Self-Isolation Quarantine Diary Day 1 – I Can Do This!! Got enough food and wine to last a month! Day 2 – Opening my 8th bottle of Wine. I fear wine supplies might not last! Day 3 – Strawberries: Some have 210 seeds, some have 235 seeds. Who Knew?? Day 4 – 8:00 pm. Removed my Day Pajamas and put on my Night Pajamas. Day 5 – Today, I tried to make Hand Sanitizer. It came out as Jello Shots!! Day 6 – I get to take the Garbage out. I’m So excited, I can’t decide what to wear. Day 7 – Laughing way too much at my own jokes!! Day 8 – Went to a new restaurant called “The Kitchen”. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have No clue how this place is still in business. Day 9 – I put liquor bottles in every room. Tonight, I’m getting all dressed up and going Bar hopping Day 10 – Struck up a conversation with a Spider today. Seems nice. He’s a Web Designer. Day 11 – Isolation is hard. I swear my fridge just said, “What the hell do you want now? Day 12 – I realized why dogs get so excited about something moving outside, going for walks or car rides. I think I just barked at a squirrel. Day 13 – If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face. Day 14 – Watched the birds fight over a worm. The Cardinals lead the Blue Jays 3–1. Day 15 – Anybody else feel like they’ve cooked dinner about 395 times this month? // R TrojanK, ghost, polinom00 and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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polinom00 Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 Love the sense of humor of this sign owner. J WACKO, flash13 and Karlston 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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polinom00 Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 Pulled from the shelf due to due to a minor typo flash13, H Hayat, ghost and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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polinom00 Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 Eminem meeting Lady Gaga and wondering if he took his drugs Karlston, TrojanK, J WACKO and 2 others 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post aum Posted April 14, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted April 14, 2020 In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner: Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse? Coroner: No. Attorney: Did you listen to the heart? Coroner: No. Attorney: Did you check for breathing? Coroner: No. Attorney: So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren't sure the man was dead, were you? Coroner: Well, let me put it this way. The mans brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess its possible he could be out there practicing law somewhere. flash13, Karlston, ghost and 4 others 5 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 A bunch of lawyers were sitting around the office playing poker. "I win!" said Johnson. Henderson threw down his cards. "That's it! I've had it! Johnson is cheating!!!" "How can you tell?" Phillips asked. "Those aren't the cards I dealt him!" ghost and Karlston 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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