polinom00 Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 You'd cry too if you were going there. ghost, Karlston, TrojanK and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post aum Posted April 6, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted April 6, 2020 An enormously wealthy 65-year-old man falls in love with a young woman in her twenties and is contemplating proposing. "Do you think she'd marry me if I tell her I'm 45?" he asked a friend. "Your chances are better," said the friend, "if you tell her you're 90." flash13, Karlston, haris_sane69 and 4 others 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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polinom00 Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 Prince Charles just having some fun! flash13, leapinlizards and Karlston 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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polinom00 Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 he will outlive us all flash13 and Karlston 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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morfeus18 Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 How to maintain social distance during quarantine? Karlston and ghost 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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aum Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 One day, a man was dragged to the cinema by his wife who wanted to watch a romantic comedy. Half an hour into the film, the man felt a nudge in his elbow. "What an outrage," his wife murmured to him. "The person sitting in front of us is sleeping!" the woman said, clearly offended. Her husband was fairly annoyed. He replied: "You woke me up to tell me that?" Karlston, ghost and TrojanK 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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flash13 Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 vitorio, jbleck, polinom00 and 2 others 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vitorio Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 That is life! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 In the men's room at work, the Boss had placed a sign directly above the sink. It had a single word on it -- "Think!" The next day, when he went to the men's room, he looked at the sign and right below, immediately above the soap dispenser, someone had carefully lettered another sign which read -- "Thoap!" flash13 and Karlston 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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aum Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, "How do you expect to get into heaven?" The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll just run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, 'For heaven's sake, Jimmy, either come in or stay out!'" Karlston, flash13 and TrojanK 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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aum Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 Why did the chicken cross the road? To maintain adequate social distancing. Karlston and Abacaxi 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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