polinom00 Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 Abacaxi, flash13, aum and 1 other 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PLASMA Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 One more please....😍 flash13, syd5237, TrojanK and 1 other 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told John that he was stopped because his tail light was burned out. John said, "I'm very sorry officer, I didn't realize it was out, I'll get it fixed right away." Just then Jessica said, "I knew this would happen when I told you two days ago to get that light fixed." So the officer asked for John's license and after looking at it said, "Sir your license has expired." And again John apologized and mentioned that he didn't realize that it had expired and would take care of it first thing in the morning. Jessica said, "I told you a week ago that the state sent you a letter telling you that your license had expired." Well by this time, John is a bit upset with his wife contradicting him in front of the officer, and he said in a rather loud voice, "Jessica, shut your mouth!" The officer then leaned over toward Jessica and asked. "Does your husband always talk to you like that?" Jessica replied, "only when he's drunk." flash13 and Karlston 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polinom00 Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 Female hormones in beer Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive. Lexionline, Karlston, Abacaxi and 1 other 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flash13 Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 Abacaxi, Karlston and polinom00 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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aum Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Due to the quarantine... I’ll only be telling inside jokes. flash13, Karlston and polinom00 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polinom00 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Looks like Santa Isn't coming this year morfeus18, TrojanK, flash13 and 3 others 3 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flash13 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Karlston and polinom00 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 flash13, polinom00, Lexionline and 3 others 4 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polinom00 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Now What? Karlston, flash13 and TrojanK 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polinom00 Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 Well, almost anything! Karlston, flash13, aum and 2 others 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 When her husband returns home at two in the morning, the wife confronts him. "I told you two beers and home by ten o’clock!" The man replies, "I'm sorry honey, I must have gotten the two numbers mixed up." polinom00, flash13 and Karlston 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polinom00 Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 Spin Cycle! flash13, TrojanK and Karlston 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 cosy and polinom00 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polinom00 Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 Karlston and aum 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polinom00 Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 That's no Melon! Karlston 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 A man visits his doctor and complains that he feels like he has 5 legs. The doctor asks him how do his pants fit? The man replies, "Like a glove!" Abacaxi, Karlston and xkryptonx 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polinom00 Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 Oh shi.. Karlston 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 In the same vein... flash13, Abacaxi, polinom00 and 2 others 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dce3480 Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 Funny Karlston and flash13 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 polinom00, Abacaxi, flash13 and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 Being the office supervisor, I had to have a word with a new employee who never arrived at work on time. I explained that her tardiness was unacceptable and that other employees had noticed that she was walking in late every day. After listening to my complaints, she agreed that this was a problem and even offered a solution. "Is there another door I could use?" Karlston, Abacaxi, TrojanK and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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