rudrax Posted May 24, 2013 Author Share Posted May 24, 2013 Bean cena Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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STEEL Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 :) :lol: :D :rofl: :rofl: :dribble: :lmao: :moon: :evil: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrioNeXus Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 A priest offered a lift to a lady. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said,”Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest removed his hand. But,changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest apologized “Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.” Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, “Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.”Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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kn_andre Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 A priest offered a lift to a lady. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said,”Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest removed his hand. But,changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest apologized “Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.” Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, “Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.”Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity. Waow .... This is a really Funny Joke with a good Punchline ... @AryaPutraSRJ you got it right ... I had a nice good laugh with my friends when we read your joke :D :D :D :D :D :) :) :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: .. You made my day fun ... Thanks and have a lovely Weekend ... Cheers ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyon275 Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 (edited) :lol: Edited May 26, 2013 by Lyon275 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kn_andre Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 Its just like Puss in Boots . :) :) :) :) :) :D :D :D ... hehehehehehehe very Funny . :D :D :D :P .... happy Weekend everybody and Cheers .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davhag Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 (edited) :) Edited June 7, 2013 by davhag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazyPotato Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Pussy,ofc,males love pussy :O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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davhag Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 (edited) Edited June 7, 2013 by davhag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazyPotato Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 (edited) Peanut Edited June 2, 2013 by LazyPotato Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazyPotato Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 three drunk homos,Lite,SomeNiggaNamedNitro,Rudrax (he's always drunk) and one perv,Python entered a room,got NEKKID,and starting doing STUFF.After three hours,SomeNiggaNamedNitro's wife,aka Rudrax (i just made it awkward o-o),got NEKKID,again...So Lite finally got his missing later,H in his name,so then I talked to Jesus H. Christ about Jews and Hebrews and got NEKKID with James Hetfield and had a fun time.Python is not reading this cause he's way to busy jerking off at Shoutbox. :thumbsdown: as open minded as i am this is trash budy, from the begging you bin looking to pic a fight, cool down broI'm just kidding o.o K I'll be more serious in my further posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudrax Posted May 30, 2013 Author Share Posted May 30, 2013 Husband - Darling, years ago you had a figure like coke bottle.Wife - Yes darling, I still do, only a difference is - earlier it was 300 ml now it's 1.5 lt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnse7en Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudrax Posted May 30, 2013 Author Share Posted May 30, 2013 Expected disaster when you sleep with neighbor's wife :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lyon275 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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LazyPotato Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 lol that was a good one :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrioNeXus Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.Moral of the story:1. Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend3. And when you’re in deep shit, it’s best to keep your mouth shut!!! danielson 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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