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Two guys were doing construction on a house. One of them who was nailing down siding would reach into his nail pouch, pull out a nail, and then either toss it over his shoulder or nail it into the siding.

The other guy, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, "Why are you throwing those nails away?"

The first guy explained, "If I pull a nail out of my pouch and it's pointed towards me, I throw it away 'cause it's defective. If it's pointed toward the house, then I nail it into the siding."

The second guy was outraged. He yelled, "You moron! The nails pointed towards you aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!"
 

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A truck driver was driving along the freeway saw a sign thatread, 'Low Bridge overhead' but, before he could stop, the bridge isright ahead of him and he gets stuck under it.


Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police officer approaches, puts his hands on hiships, and says, "Got stuck - huh?"


"No," the truck driver says, "I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."

 

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Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading a "tale of two cities" and she gave birth to twins"


"That’s funny", the second man remarked, "my wife was reading 'the three musketeers' and she gave birth to triplets"


The third man shouted, "Good God, I have to rush home!"


When asked what the problem was, he exclaimed, " When I left the house, my wife was reading Ali baba and the forty Thieves"!!!

 

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At a meeting, the Boss told a joke.


Everyone on the team laughed except one guy.


The Boss asked him, 'Didn’t you understand my joke?'


The guy replied, 'Oh I understood it, but I resigned this morning.'
 

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