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I read something very funny today.

 

When AirPod zombies don't acknowledge what you are saying, one of two things is happening:

 

A. They can't hear you.

 

B. They can hear you, but they choose not to. (Like you haven't done that!!) 

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F**king black person :mad2:

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The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?"


The guy answers, "A scotch, please."


The bartender hands him the drink, and says, "That'll be five dollars," to which the guy replies, "What are you talking about? I don't owe you anything for this."


A lawyer, sitting nearby and overhearing the conversation, then says to the bartender, "You know, he's got you there. In the original offer, which constitutes a binding contract upon acceptance, there was no stipulation of remuneration."


The bartender was not impressed, but says to the guy, "Okay, you beat me for a drink. But don't ever let me catch you in here again."


The next day, same guy walks into the bar. Bartender says, "What the heck are you doing in here? I can't believe you've got the audacity to come back!"


The guy says, "What are you talking about? I've never been in this place in my life!"


The bartender replies, "I'm very sorry, but this is uncanny. You must have a double."


To which the guy replies, "Thank you. Make it a scotch."

 

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A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's artwork. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

 

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

 

The teacher paused and said, "but no one knows what God looks like."

 

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

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Richard a village doctor was awakened at 4 a.m. to make a house call. He reluctantly got dressed and braved a snowstorm. After the examination, he told the patient to send immediately for his lawyer and relatives and friends and make a will.


When he got home and told his wife asked of what he had seen and done. His wife asked, "Was the patient really that bad?"


Richard said, "No, I just didn't want to be the only idiot called out on a night like this."

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