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rudrax

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The police recently arrested a man selling "secret formula" tablets he claimed gave eternal youth.


When going through their files they noticed it was the fifth time he was caught for committing this same criminal medical fraud.


He had earlier been arrested in 1794, 1856, 1928 and 1983....

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.

 

The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services.

 

He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

 

The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

 

There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

 

Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

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Can February march?

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I don't know, but April May.

 

How do you get a blonde to look into the air?

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Say "Look! A dead bird."

 

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