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Mother is waking her son: “Paulie, come, wake up, you have to go to school.”
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“Aw mom, just a bit more sleep, please.”
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“No, it’s really high time, now get up.”
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“But I don’t want to. The children annoy me and the teachers are a complete pain!”
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“Stop it, now. Get up and off to school with you!”
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“Mom, give me two good reasons why I should go to the stupid school.”
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“Paulie, first of all, you’re 45, and second, you’re the headmaster.”

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My wife asked why I spoke so softly in the house.


I said I was afraid Mark Zuckerberg was listening!


She laughed.


I laughed.


Alexa laughed. Siri laughed.

 

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Cool hat, sunnies, pipe, and threads. Must be a trend setter.  :)

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