Karlston Posted June 11, 2025 Share Posted June 11, 2025 If you're worried about your microwave collecting data and your TV spying on you... Just remember – your vacuum has been gathering dirt on you for years. Tzcon, ducky88 and DLord 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Karlston Posted June 15, 2025 Share Posted June 15, 2025 Eight Step stress management technique recommended in the latest psychological texts. The funny thing is that it really works. 1. Picture yourself near a stream. 2. Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air. 3. No one but you knows your secret place. 4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic place called "the world." 5. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity. 6. The water is crystal clear. Spoiler 7. You can easily make out the face of the person you're holding underwater. Spoiler 8. See! You're smiling already. funkyy, scarabou and ducky88 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Karlston Posted June 17, 2025 Share Posted June 17, 2025 106 years ago! A comic strip from 1919 predicted — eerily and accurately — what would happen if our phones fit into our pockets. W. K. Haselden’s ‘The Pocket Telephone: When Will it Ring?’ was published in “The Mirror” when barely 1/3rd of American homes even had telephones. (A double irony: most of us are viewing this on our “pocket phones”.) ducky88, scarabou and funkyy 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Karlston Posted June 18, 2025 Share Posted June 18, 2025 --- Guarantees only call from wallet's rightful owner. Absolute genius. (The 9-digit number is calculated by subtracting the wallet owner's birth date (in ddmmyyyy format) from finder's-phone-number) scarabou, Tzcon, funkyy and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ducky88 Posted June 28, 2025 Share Posted June 28, 2025 A truck driver was driving down the highway when he saw a priest at the side of the road. He stopped to pick up the priest and give him a ride. A ways down the road the truck driver saw a lawyer on the side of the road. He turned the truck on a direct course with the lawyer. Then he thought ‘Oh no, I have a priest in the truck. I can’t run down this lawyer!’ and at the last second the truck driver swerved to miss the lawyer. But, the truck driver heard a thump outside of the truck. He looked in his rear-view mirror but didn’t see anything. He turned to the priest and said ‘Sorry Father, I just missed that lawyer at the side of the road.’ The priest said ‘Don’t worry son, I got him with my door’ Karlston, bb2018, funkyy and 1 other 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ducky88 Posted July 2, 2025 Share Posted July 2, 2025 A nurse on her way to work noticed a copper on a bridge with a speed gun and when she went under the bridge the copper pulled her over Why the hurry he said? I'm late for work What do you do he asked I'm a consultant anus stretcher What's that he said She said I have to put a finger from each hand in the anus , gently stretch it till I can get both hands in and stretch till it's about 6 foot What do you do with 6 ft. Arsehole he said puzzled We stand them on a bridge with a speed gun funkyy and Tzcon 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vitorio Posted July 2, 2025 Share Posted July 2, 2025 6 hours ago, ducky88 said: A nurse on her way to work noticed a copper on a bridge with a speed gun and when she went under the bridge the copper pulled her over Why the hurry he said? I'm late for work What do you do he asked I'm a consultant anus stretcher What's that he said She said I have to put a finger from each hand in the anus , gently stretch it till I can get both hands in and stretch till it's about 6 foot What do you do with 6 ft. Arsehole he said puzzled We stand them on a bridge with a speed gun That's not nice as an answer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ducky88 Posted July 9, 2025 Share Posted July 9, 2025 Kid: So Dad, why did Mom lock you out? Dad: She heard me on the phone talking to Uncle Rob. Kid: What were you talking about? Dad: Running errands and then getting together. Kid: What errands? Dad: He was going to pick up a used car and I had to buy some paint remover. Kid: Why did Mom get upset about that? Dad: Because all she heard me say was, “You go get the Escort, I’ll pick up the stripper and we will meet at your house.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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