Zeus_Hunt Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had togo to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key underthe mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check.""Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog. He won't bother you. But,whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "IREPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, hediscovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, justas she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairmango about his work.The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessantyelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't containhimself any longer and yelled,"Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tensegg Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 Thats repairmen for ya, never do as their told :angry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudeboy2025 Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 :ninja: :angry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fenival Posted October 1, 2005 Share Posted October 1, 2005 Very good!!!! Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myrak Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 :ph34r: Damn parrots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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