is your computer “male” or “female”?

[Sonar]

This is oldschool but for the people new to computers will make them giggle.

Mine was female(anna) and she told me she loved me :D

is your computer “male” or “female”??

Step 1
1. Open Notepad
2. Type the following line in notepad:
CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"I love you"
3. Save file as computer_gender.vbs in any location
4. Run the file by double clicking on it... If you hear a male voice, you have a boy If you hear a female voice, you have a girl (:
Note: Turn on the speaker before running the file :)

OR

Open up notepad

Step 2:
Insert the below string into it.
Code:

 Set VObj = CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice")
   with VObj
       Set .voice = .getvoices.item(0)
       .Volume = 100
       .Rate = 1
   end with

 Set VObj = CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice")
   For Each Voice In VObj.getvoices
       I = I + 1
       msgbox "I am " & Voice.GetDescription & " and I wanna **** you!"
   Next


For count=0 to 9
vobj.Speak"chao chee bye!"
Next

Step 3:
Save the file as .vbs (eg. I_love_you.vbs)

Step 4:
Execute that file via double clicking it. You will know the name of your PC. 

[unknownasphyxiated]

Control Panel > Speech Recognition > Advanced speech options > Text to speech > Voice selection

[SnakeMasteR]

It`s a female, i am so proud of it. :dance2:

Hopefully nobody thinks i am crazy when i answered "I love you too". :lol:

[HX1]

I used to install and select Microsoft Mike.. it was a cool voice.. The default sucked.. and on 7 now I sort of not like the one that is on it now.. but I am unsure about how to install new voices.. in Windows 7... I rarely use it but would like to cover the bases however..

[Olexijl]

It's female, Microsoft Anna installed.

Where to get another voice packages for Win7? Kyoko for japanese?

[Olexijl]

Marik, that's for you. Sincerely laughed a lot.

NextUp ScanSoft TTS Voice Kyoko japanese:

Mediafire.com

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Selecting like this: Control Panel > Speech Recognition > Advanced speech options > Text to speech > Voice selection

Tested, very interesting download.

Attached are my VBS scripts, see Sonar's description. They're however different, i choose to be loved :P

Also i attached a small file for Kyoko download, which you should install after you downloaded and installed Kyoko voice. This will improve description of the voice in Control Panel.

iloveyou.rar

ScanSoft Kyoko (Japanese) reg.rar

[Polgaso]

mine is anna

[Sonar]

This anna seems to get around a bit dont you think? :D

[DKT27]

Every Windows 7 PC may well have Microsoft Anna (only). Well, my first XP had about 4 voices, but somehow I only got adjusted to Sam. The next time I installed XP3, it had only one female voice.